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JFL I told a foid that i'm scared of women

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Moeggels

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So yesterday I made a thread about buying a pair of jeans and the foid I ordered them from getting my address wrong.


Well today I went back in to correct the mistake and the same foid was there. When I told her that she put the address in wrong, she said "i'm so stupid. I'm sorry, i'll fix it".
Then I told her "no, it's okay, I probably mixed up my words. I'm scared of talking to women". She immediately started laughing and almost screamed "there's no need!". It seemed like a really nervous laughter. She was clearly taken aback. Her pale skin turned red too.

This was definitely in the top 5 most autistic things I ever did. I can't believe I was 100% sober.
I can't ever go back in there again.
 
DepravedAndDeprived

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You're a god damn retard Jesus
 
Grim_Reaper

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My brother has level 3 autism and even he wouldn't do this.
 
Adolf Hitler

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Over for scaredoftalkingtowomencels
 
DepravedAndDeprived

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PersonalityChad

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Then I told her "no, it's okay, I probably mixed up my words. I'm scared of talking to women".
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It's over. I'm sorry OP
 
Copexodius Maximus

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So yesterday I made a thread about buying a pair of jeans and the foid I ordered them from getting my address wrong.


Well today I went back in to correct the mistake and the same foid was there. When I told her that she put the address in wrong, she said "i'm so stupid. I'm sorry, i'll fix it".
Then I told her "no, it's okay, I probably mixed up my words. I'm scared of talking to women". She immediately started laughing and almost screamed "there's no need!". It seemed like a really nervous laughter. She was clearly taken aback. Her pale skin turned red too.

This was definitely in the top 5 most autistic things I ever did. I can't believe I was 100% sober.
I can't ever go back in there again.
Real Chads are scared of women.
 
THE TRUE HONKLER

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NoLooksNoLife

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U can only rectify this by going euphoric rejoicing, mang
 
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I am certain you are only doing this as some weird kind of social experiment.
 
UnwantedVirgin

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So yesterday I made a thread about buying a pair of jeans and the foid I ordered them from getting my address wrong.


Well today I went back in to correct the mistake and the same foid was there. When I told her that she put the address in wrong, she said "i'm so stupid. I'm sorry, i'll fix it".
Then I told her "no, it's okay, I probably mixed up my words. I'm scared of talking to women". She immediately started laughing and almost screamed "there's no need!". It seemed like a really nervous laughter. She was clearly taken aback. Her pale skin turned red too.

This was definitely in the top 5 most autistic things I ever did. I can't believe I was 100% sober.
I can't ever go back in there again.
We've all been there bro.
 
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I am certain you are only doing this as some weird kind of social experiment.
I just said fuck it in the moment and blurted it out. I didn't think she'd hear it because I said it so fast and she clearly already had problems understanding me. My heart sank when she replied.
 
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What is your IQ if i may ask ?
 
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So yesterday I made a thread about buying a pair of jeans and the foid I ordered them from getting my address wrong.


Well today I went back in to correct the mistake and the same foid was there. When I told her that she put the address in wrong, she said "i'm so stupid. I'm sorry, i'll fix it".
Then I told her "no, it's okay, I probably mixed up my words. I'm scared of talking to women". She immediately started laughing and almost screamed "there's no need!". It seemed like a really nervous laughter. She was clearly taken aback. Her pale skin turned red too.

This was definitely in the top 5 most autistic things I ever did. I can't believe I was 100% sober.
I can't ever go back in there again.
kudos
 
Med Amine

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saint coke himself
i still prefer the vanta tbh
 
Cletus Longthing

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So yesterday I made a thread about buying a pair of jeans and the foid I ordered them from getting my address wrong.


Well today I went back in to correct the mistake and the same foid was there. When I told her that she put the address in wrong, she said "i'm so stupid. I'm sorry, i'll fix it".
Then I told her "no, it's okay, I probably mixed up my words. I'm scared of talking to women". She immediately started laughing and almost screamed "there's no need!". It seemed like a really nervous laughter. She was clearly taken aback. Her pale skin turned red too.

This was definitely in the top 5 most autistic things I ever did. I can't believe I was 100% sober.
I can't ever go back in there again.
Thats just retarded
Over
 
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Indracel

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This is actually kind of funny if you say it sarcastically. I should do this when I’m jestermaxxing
 
ffffuuuu

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No choice you need to go back in there and rapemaxx NOW
 
Jealous Freak

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I understand the feeling, it's that thing where you want to show people how pathetic you are because you've been mistreated so many times in your life, to the point where you just don't care what people think of you, how retarded and pathetic you are.
It's okay to be afraid of these asshole creatures sometimes, because they can ruin your life without even knowing you as a person.
But I've learnt to stop being afraid of them because they're actually weak, I never knew until some lad on 4chan proved to me 2 years ago that girls are naturally weaker than a man.
 
30klhlvwizard

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Wow. Sounds like you may actually ascend with that foid. Foids never turn red unless they like you, because they know they are in control.
 
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I said the same thing to my psychotherapist who is also a woman. Over for autistcels. :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
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bump cuz this is funny as hell
 

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