Serious I thought about going back to high school with a fake ID

[Draconian Times]

Now that I am taller and leaner than I used to be in high school, I thought about going back to it with a false identity card. I look quite young for my age, and teenagers in my school looked older.

I met a guy there who sold false identity cards for a reasonable price. Perhaps this is my final chance to make it out of this miserable celibate life. I will study in a school that is far from my town, however, so people won't recognize me.

 

[pixy.]

Getting put on the sex offenders registry speedrun (any%)

 

[Draconian Times]

Getting put on the sex offenders registry speedrun (any%)

I am 20 and a half, but they will not know my real age if I show up with a false identity card. Plus, I will only date 18-year-olds just in case my plan goes off the rails.

 

[Dokes]

School was the worst days of my miserable life and would never revisit that hellhole

 

[Betrayed]

Now that's fucking based, update us if you do

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Rape (in video game)

 

[pixy.]

I am 20 and a half, but they will not know my real age if I show up with a false identity card. Plus, I will only date 18-year-olds just in case my plan goes off the rails.

Do you know how many documents you need to enroll in a highschool? Birth certificate, proof of residency, shots records, on top of all the paperwork your "parent" needs to provide to prove they are your parent. Can you fake all that?

I know this a cope post but don't actually try this bro.

 

[Govid_Dorious]

I am 20 and a half, but they will not know my real age if I show up with a false identity card. Plus, I will only date 18-year-olds just in case my plan goes off the rails.

i had the same idea the past month, but my goal was just invade the school for one day just to sit in the class and do nothing more...autistic shiet
i am 20 too, i look the same 16yo me, a little tall but still a fucking manlet