LDAR I think my mom thinks im chad now

[Indari]

My insurance fucked up and planned parenthoods testing service charged me over $500 for the test I got after seeing a hooker. Jfl at america. My mom got the bill and I cant handle it while in kenya so I had to send the insurance people a form to let them talk to her. So I'm talking to her and she sends me this

Little does she know i got tested for the fat ugly hooker I saw and was inside her for like 1 minute semi hard and felt like roping before and afterwards

 

[azakhan]

>talking to your mom about sex and condoms

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

I would literally rope if my mom ever texts me stuff like this

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Jfl if my mom ever sent me messages like about sex I’d kill myself on the spot.

 

[Indari]

>talking to your mom about sex and condoms

Jfl if my mom ever sent me messages like about sex I’d kill myself on the spot.

I would literally rope if my mom ever texts me stuff like this

She's seen my fleshlight when I forgot it after rinsing off in her shower. Im numb to this chit. Im nearly a stranger to her anyways

 

[Deleted member 19236]

mogs me from hell to sheol

bro u a sexhaver, not celibate

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Mogs me hard because can afford prostitutes and doesn't spend money on anime figurines

 

[zangano1]

She wants some nigglet grandsons

 

[Clonecel]

Bearable...My mother genuinely thinks I'm a fag

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Why did you pick a landwhale jfl.

You would assume that you could afford Staceys or whatever they are called there in a third world country.

 

[Indari]

Why did you pick a landwhale jfl.

You would assume that you could afford Staceys or whatever they are called there in a third world country.

It was in the US. I fell for the picture frauding

 

[FinnCel]

Women get dick so easily, they think it is equally easy for men to get pussy

 

[Deleted member 6753]

 

[JohnDoe]

Women get dick so easily, they think it is equally easy for men to get pussy

Some women do. Others laugh at the difference

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

It was in the US. I fell for the picture frauding

What did you do after that one minute? How much did you pay?

 

[Indari]

What did you do after that one minute? How much did you pay?

I didnt come. I just pulled out when it was evident i wasnt going to stay hard and did other stuff. 120 for half hr

 

[2340922]

haha

 

[ReallyRice]

you'll never make it back to america, you'll just be blown up by some chad drones in an undercover mission

 

[Indari]

you'll never make it back to america, you'll just be blown up by some chad drones in an undercover mission

Im gonna die here

 

[M12Comic]

I would literally rope if my mom ever texts me stuff like this

 

[ReallyRice]

Im gonna die here

apply just don't die theory
tbh