LDAR I think my hermit crab is suicidal

[Reprobus]

I've tried taking him out of his cage numerous times and putting on my desk but he always b-lines straight for the edge of the table and i have to pick him up by the shell before he legitimately kills himself. Every time I try taking him out he always tries to do some shit that could kill him, I'm not even going to try taking him out anymore because I'm convinced that he really hates his life, and I honestly can't blame him.

 

[Erenor]

he's too stupid to realize he dies when he falls of the table i think

 

[Reprobus]

he's too stupid to realize he dies when he falls of the table i think

its the only direction he goes though and he moves real quick towards it, never seen poor Hermese ever go another direction but towards the edge of the table at maximum speed

 

[Erenor]

he wants to escape

 

[CIA nigger]

its cos he got rejected after roastiehermit rejected him for chadcrab.
"its not about the size of your pincers bro just use your legs bro"

 

[Themisterpepsi]

shouldn't be cucking him like that
assist in suicide

 

[Anger]

It's over for hermit crabcels

 

[Gremlincel]

That's sad, man.

 

[uglylifematters]

what does he do normally.

 

[St. Yams]

Omg having a pet crab sounds cute. May you could put him in a cardboard box or something and he could walk around inside it without dying.

 

[Reprobus]

Omg having a pet crab sounds cute. May you could put him in a cardboard box or something and he could walk around inside it without dying.

good idea

 

[Bagelcel]

Can we see a picture of Hermese?

 

[Reprobus]

Can we see a picture of Hermese?

He's sleeping right now but I'll try later

 

[Bagelcel]

He's sleeping right now but I'll try later

Looking forward to seeing a picture of him
Also saw this article.

https://www.peta.org/living/animal-companions/7-reasons-never-buy-hermit-crab/

 

[Hunter]

high IQ crab

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Poor thing is being denied his right to end his life

 

[deadman123]

He must not like you it's over for petcels 2018

 

[Kirito3]

I've tried taking him out of his cage numerous times and putting on my desk but he always b-lines straight for the edge of the table and i have to pick him up by the shell before he legitimately kills himself. Every time I try taking him out he always tries to do some shit that could kill him, I'm not even going to try taking him out anymore because I'm convinced that he really hates his life, and I honestly can't blame him.

Maybe he is lonely, have you considered getting him a roastie crab?

 

[FiveFourManlet]

Let it

 

[Juxtaposition6]

I've tried taking him out of his cage numerous times and putting on my desk but he always b-lines straight for the edge of the table and i have to pick him up by the shell before he legitimately kills himself. Every time I try taking him out he always tries to do some shit that could kill him, I'm not even going to try taking him out anymore because I'm convinced that he really hates his life, and I honestly can't blame him.

It's over for crabcels if their masters don't bring expensive crabstacy for them to rape, poor beast, he realized it's over and is trying to sui.

Maybe he is lonely, have you considered getting him a roastie crab?

 

[Reprobus]

Looking forward to seeing a picture of him
Also saw this article.

https://www.peta.org/living/animal-companions/7-reasons-never-buy-hermit-crab/

 

[Bagelcel]

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SO CUTE, but i can see the depression

 

[Reprobus]

SO CUTE, but i can see the depression

he stares at me often, just sits there staring at me and I don't know how to feel

 

[Bagelcel]

he stares at me often, just sits there staring at me and I don't know how to feel

You need to give him a companion tbh

 

[Reprobus]

You need to give him a companion tbh

you're right, I'll see what I can do and if hermit crabs don't fight to the death

 

[Sheogorath]

I'm convinced that he really hates his life, and I honestly can't blame him.

imagine being a crab surrounded by lolis you can't fuck because you're a crab and can only fuck crabs, pure suifuel

 

[I.N.C.E.L.S. Boss]

get him back to the sea.
let him try to maxx his condition.

 

[Claude]

 

[EternalStorm]

get him back to the sea.
let him try to maxx his condition.