I think it would be easier to hire someone else to kill me, I’m too cowardly to do it myself

[Clavicus Vile]

I wish I could put out a self hit, I’d tell the hitman where I’d be and at what time. Then he’d come by and just shoot me dead.

 

[LUCK]

You probably can if we're being serious here

 

[Juicewrld]

or just visit your local sorority, the jew controlled police will kindly do it for you free of charge

Just make sure you go out with a bang and don't have a low kill count mainly consisting of ricecels

 

[Feeshtu]

Well, you could volunteer to fight in the Russia and Ukraine war.

Go out fighting in a hail of bullets.

And if it goes wrong, and you survive the war, you can’t be criminally charged.