SuicideFuel I Think I'm Suspected Of Masturbating @ Work

[Dr. Rothschild]

OP is making this a bigger issue than it actually is

 

[Mickeyonacid]

OP is making this a bigger issue than it actually is

agreed, things like this happen all the time and as long as he didn't do it near any cameras or witnesses his job's perfectly safe

 

[_incelinside]

You are just going to have to play it smooth and pretend you don't know what they are talking about till it blows over. Will there be any repercussions if they find out it's you?

 

[AfrikanCel]

Sure, I am always here to help. Morondestiny's alex is the real plane fapping curry, proof:

Alien race IQ. I have never seen anything so advanced. Well played friend.

 

[Deleted member 3291]

It happened 2 months ago, I don’t think there is anything to worry about. I don’t think they can smell your cum anyways, if you put deodorant spray after at least. I guess next time you fap at work to make it quicker and bring a stronger antisparant or use cologne.

 

[Deleted member 7573]

I do not know about other people, but usually after I masturbate I clean all my cum, I throw away the toilet paper and wash my hands, taking into account that I did not let anything escape and I did not cum in my underwear I will not have any smell unless someone takes off my pants and puts the nose in my dick, which I would very much like to happen, there will be no way to smell the cum.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Alien race IQ. I have never seen anything so advanced. Well played friend.

kek.

 

[Weston404]

This is very sick for FEMONS to JUDGE you for smelling like leftover semen after masturbating in the PRIVACY of a BATHROOM STALL. Will FEMONS get fired for having their tuna periods and smelling like spoiled and decaying fish during their ovulation? Femonists are very insane if they view the speculation of a man masturbating in the Men's Room as someone who is "sexually harassing" them...One wonders if those frustrated martyrs like Soudini, Lepine and Rodgers had a point in what they did to the femons.

 

[blackcel]

If you are jerking off with your pants and underwear down, it is likely the traces of cum that they are smelling. Put some TP down there to soak up all the cum dribbles and then discard after a few minutes. If you jerk off with your underwear on then that ballsack sweat smell aint gonna go away no matter what you do, buddy boyo.

Source: Been baitin' at work for over a decade

 

[Darthmat]

When I walked at work I usually carried a tiny container of bleach in my back pocket to clean up with or to wipe with if I got musky.

 

[EthnicelNL]

It happened 2 months ago but I think all this time people have been gossiping about it behind my back and now its coming to the forefront and may make its way to the "higher ups" of the workforce (managers).

I in fact did masturbate at work that day, didn't use lube, didn't make a sound as usual, but that time around I think I "smelt more". I might have just been my paranoia but I think saw two women (co-workers) around me making gestures to eachother that they could smell it and that they knew what the smell was, even though I used deodorant spray after (a lot, soaked my crotch basically and sprayed my body). How screwed am I or am I just being overly paranoid.

I think its going to come up somehow and I may lose my job or something, even if it just becomes gossip (because I left no "evidence" behind) shit like that can make work life annoying and awkward.

Any advice from other incels who have done the same, should I just fake it till I make it like nothing happened and ignore till the next line of gossip comes around and I fall under the radar, or should I start seeking out employment from this point forward for my impending removal from the work force.

Mediocre LARP 6/10

 

[BrutalandHard]

I probably could, I could have forced myself but the setting was too perfect, nobody was in the halls or anywhere near that section of the building, completely empty and quiet.

That's brutal. How unlucky is it random whores went into that section of the building.

I'm a bit confused though, aren't the male and female sections divided and separated?

 

[calimero]

That's brutal. How unlucky is it random whores went into that section of the building.

I'm a bit confused though, aren't the male and female sections divided and separated?

Dat necropost

 

[Bedford Stye]

i wouldnt worry about. the only way that something would happen is if they called you on it and you were acting all nervy and shit. just act chill dude. no one will say shit about it incase they are wrong. if someone does say something about it look at them like theyre fucked in the head, go on about how youre appalled that anyone would say YOU of all people would do something so foul and grotesque, how you care about your work, etc etc. you get the point. no one is going to do shit to you. youre being autistic and over thinking things.

Lol