SuicideFuel I Think I'm Suspected Of Masturbating @ Work

[BlkPillPres]

It happened 2 months ago but I think all this time people have been gossiping about it behind my back and now its coming to the forefront and may make its way to the "higher ups" of the workforce (managers).

I in fact did masturbate at work that day, didn't use lube, didn't make a sound as usual, but that time around I think I "smelt more". I might have just been my paranoia but I think saw two women (co-workers) around me making gestures to eachother that they could smell it and that they knew what the smell was, even though I used deodorant spray after (a lot, soaked my crotch basically and sprayed my body). How screwed am I or am I just being overly paranoid.

I think its going to come up somehow and I may lose my job or something, even if it just becomes gossip (because I left no "evidence" behind) shit like that can make work life annoying and awkward.

Any advice from other incels who have done the same, should I just fake it till I make it like nothing happened and ignore till the next line of gossip comes around and I fall under the radar, or should I start seeking out employment from this point forward for my impending removal from the work force.

 

[big nose bug eyes]

Where did you masturbate?

 

[BlkPillPres]

Where did you masturbate?

The only place one can, the bathroom, I flushed and wiped the inside and outside of the bowl and floor beneath my feet just in case (as always), so there is no physical evidence. I'm just paranoid about the whole smell factor, I literally have insomnia right now over this shit, I cannot fall asleep and I have a morning shift up next JFL.

Oh and I did not take long, took like 8 minutes, when I'm so horny I masturbate at work, it doesn't take long at all, so it all works out, literally the only flaw that I think is bugging me is the smell, because even I could kinda smell it under the mask of the deodorant spray, but I'm me, I'm the closest thing in vicinity to the smell and I kept my distance from others.

The gossip of this shit is likely being spread as I am home, when I go to work tomorrow shit is going to be on, I'll have to have my game face on and pretend not to be aware of shit and whats going on JFL. The good thing is other gossip and drama is taking place, I may have to play devils advocate and instigate other shit to mask my own drama and let whores "move on to the next one"

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Dont jerk off at work?

 

[HarvesterOfInceldom]

I never got why some men use lube for masturbation? I'm circumcised and I can do it just fine

 

[BlkPillPres]

Dont jerk off at work?

1. The question mark made this confusing, I'm assuming this is a statement of advice

2. Pointless advice at this point really and truly, that's already my intention due to being "scared straight"

 

[NEETAndTidy]

1. The question mark made this confusing, I'm assuming this is a statement of advice

2. Pointless advice at this point really and truly, that's already my intention due to being "scared straight"

Why dont you just not fap at work and this wouldn't happen. 1000% your fault. Jfl at you

 

[Deleted member 250]

Act like nothing happened those women are probably assuming you forgot to put on dedoderant

 

[acnescarcel]

how can you smell masturbation? i think paranoid but you never know.

 

[manch]

i wouldnt worry about. the only way that something would happen is if they called you on it and you were acting all nervy and shit. just act chill dude. no one will say shit about it incase they are wrong. if someone does say something about it look at them like theyre fucked in the head, go on about how youre appalled that anyone would say YOU of all people would do something so foul and grotesque, how you care about your work, etc etc. you get the point. no one is going to do shit to you. youre being autistic and over thinking things.

 

[BlkPillPres]

Why dont you just not fap at work and this wouldn't happen. 1000% your fault. Jfl at you

1. Again english must not be your first language, I think you mean't "why didn't you just not fap at work", you are making the most pointless replies in this thread because its just hindsight. You are literally just telling me what I've already told myself.

2. Were not all Low T like yourself mate, my libido has always been abnormally high and it has to my detriment and ever decreasing sanity, been increasing over the years. Doing shit like this would never have crossed my mind years before now and I even remember specifically talking about something like this and calling any man that would do this an idiot, it is only having reached this current state of my libido that I understand why they did it. When your libido gets to this point its going to bug you all day and it "pounces" on you at random points during the day out of nowhere regardless of visual stimulus, I'd just be walking around work all day hoping my underway is strapped on tight enough to mask my erection.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

1. Again english must not be your first language, I think you mean't "why didn't you just not fap at work", you are making the most pointless replies in this thread because its just hindsight. You are literally just telling me what I've already told myself.

2. Were not all Low T like yourself mate, my libido has always been abnormally high and it has to my detriment and ever decreasing sanity, been increasing over the years. Doing shit like this would never have crossed my mind years before now and I even remember specifically talking about something like this and calling any man that would do this an idiot, it is only having reached this current state of my libido that I understand why they did it. When your libido gets to this point its going to bug you all day and it "pounces" on you at random points during the day out of nowhere regardless of visual stimulus, I'd just be walking around work all day hoping my underway is strapped on tight enough to mask my erection.

I have a high libito too. But I can go out in public without jacking off

 

[BlkPillPres]

I have a high libito too. But I can go out in public without jacking off

Vague description of events, you are kinda broad stroking here, its not like I'm going out for a night on the town and I whip it out while strolling by the various outlets and start fapping. Its not really "public", its a "domicile", it just isn't "my personal domicile (home)".

The image that @chudur-budur has for his profile pic would more accurately fit someone who is jacking off "in public", he on the other hand gives no fucks JFL.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Vague description of events, you are kinda broad stroking here, its not like I'm going out for a night on the town and I whip it out while strolling by the various outlets and start fapping. Its not really "public", its a "domicile", it just isn't "my personal domicile (home)".

The image that @chudur-budur has for his profile pic would more accurately fit someone who is jacking off "in public", he on the other hand gives no fucks JFL.

You cant wait till you get home?

 

[BlackPillUNC]

I in fact did masturbate at work that day,

Just lie man... That's all you can do.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

If you're going to fap, do it in your own home.

how can you smell masturbation? i think paranoid but you never know.

I can smell my cum from a decent distance away, it's not impossible, just unlikely. Seems more plausible that OP was suspected of it for some other reason, but you never know.

When your libido gets to this point its going to bug you all day and it "pounces" on you at random points during the day out of nowhere regardless of visual stimulus, I'd just be walking around work all day hoping my underway is strapped on tight enough to mask my erection.

Then just wait for the erection to end and don't fap at work or in public.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

If you're going to fap, do it in your own home.

I can smell my cum from a decent distance away, it's not impossible, just unlikely. Seems more plausible that OP was suspected of it for some other reason, but you never know.


Then just wait for the erection to end and don't fap at work or in public.

This guy gets it

 

[BlkPillPres]

You cant wait till you get home?

I probably could, I could have forced myself but the setting was too perfect, nobody was in the halls or anywhere near that section of the building, completely empty and quiet. I didn't use any porn btw, and that's coming from something that MUST have porn to masturbate, that's how bad the urge was, I didn't even need to imagine anything, just jerking it was enough.

Usually I just masturbate the night before and I'm good for the rest of the day, sometimes 2 to 3 days, didn't have time for that so the urge just came up at work.

So far the only poster that has actually answered in any way pertaining to my post is M @manch a random Julycel, oh the irony, I expected the "veterans" to more likely address the post as requested and the newfags to be "captain hindsights"

 

[fukface]

how can you smell masturbation? i think paranoid but you never know.

Glad I'm not the only one to think this. Sure cum does smell but only up close. Just because someone can smell their own load from further away doesn't mean others will. They might just think you smell bad in general. Shower more son. pls.

 

[BlkPillPres]

Then just wait for the erection to end and don't fap at work or in public.

Even when the erection ends the "yearning" is still there, I literally get insomnia from unsatisfied sexual urges, lets say tonight I just get horny, I WILL have to masturbate, if I don't, no matter how tired I get, I will be up all night tossing and turning, and if I finally do fall asleep it will be too late and I'd have gotten like 2 hours of sleep. I have tested this multiple times, I even tried to "beat it" and I ended up just wasting sleep hours, was up till like 2:40 am when I realized I was running out of time, I masturbated quickly and went back to lie down, fell asleep afterwards.

I don't think the urges I experience are the same as the ones some of you guys are mentally conceiving, you are comparing it to your own past experiences, you need to take whatever that is and magnify it to a level where you can't fall asleep and just want to die unless the need is met. I actually have to make sure I go do it now before I sleep else I'll face those urges even tomorrow. I think I really fucked up in the genetic lottery and not even in the looks factor, this is something else entirely, I used to think the whole "sex addict" thing was BS but this shit is ridiculous, your libido shouldn't affect your sleep, I may need to seek out strong sleep medication to help with this or something as a counter measure.

 

[Kokoro]

 

[Deleted member 8353]

Even when the erection ends the "yearning" is still there, I literally get insomnia from unsatisfied sexual urges, lets say tonight I just get horny, I WILL have to masturbate, if I don't, no matter how tired I get, I will be up all night tossing and turning, and if I finally do fall asleep it will be too late and I'd have gotten like 2 hours of sleep. I have tested this multiple times, I even tried to "beat it" and I ended up just wasting sleep hours, was up till like 2:40 am when I realized I was running out of time, I masturbated quickly and went back to lie down, fell asleep afterwards.

I think I know the feeling you're describing, it happens to me if I edge for a while and stop fapping without cumming. At that point the urge won't go away until I satisfy it. I'm only saying you should try to wait until you get home.

I think I really fucked up in the genetic lottery and not even in the looks factor, this is something else entirely, I used to think the whole "sex addict" thing was BS but this shit is ridiculous, your libido shouldn't affect your sleep, I may need to seek out strong sleep medication to help with this or something as a counter measure.

That might be a good idea.

 

[BlkPillPres]

JFL even I can see the humor in this scenario, I'm paranoid but not devastated as there isn't any proof anyways, if someone had straight up found some jizz on the seat and corresponded that with the time I "went missing" then I'd be so fucked I would not even bother posting this thread to get some "advice"

As I already planned, just gonna basically go with what manch said

i wouldnt worry about. the only way that something would happen is if they called you on it and you were acting all nervy and shit. just act chill dude. no one will say shit about it incase they are wrong. if someone does say something about it look at them like theyre fucked in the head, go on about how youre appalled that anyone would say YOU of all people would do something so foul and grotesque, how you care about your work, etc etc. you get the point. no one is going to do shit to you. youre being autistic and over thinking things.

I'll have an update on how things transpire tomorrow.

 

[manch]

I'll have an update on how things transpire tomorrow.

yea let us know

 

[Kokoro]

JFL even I can see the humor in this scenario, I'm paranoid but not devastated as there isn't any proof anyways, if someone had straight up found some jizz on the seat and corresponded that with the time I "went missing" then I'd be so fucked I would not even bother posting this thread to get some "advice"

As I already planned, just gonna basically go with what manch said


I'll have an update on how things transpire tomorrow.

Start carrying bleach wipes and use them in front of everyone.

 

[gstvtrp]

Nofap, nofap, nofap, bojack

 

[Gremlincel]

Just deny, deny, deny, if any accusations come up. They have zero evidence. Come on, you are intelligent and strong enough to not worry about something like this, you'll handle it like you have handled much worse.

 

[BlkPillPres]

Nofap, nofap, nofap, bojack

Yes that makes perfect sense, the guy who can't fall asleep without a sexual release due to his high libido is going to cold turkey the urge away, I'd probably end up hospitalized due to sleep deprevation after a week of trying and then just release anyways in a wet dream JFL.

Nolife is a better option for me than nofap

Truth is being honest with myself I probably could have done no fap easily 3 years ago, but its to late for that shit, libido is in overdrive mode, it won't take no for an answer. Would you bother trying "no food" as a response to a growling stomach lol.

Just deny, deny, deny, if any accusations come up. They have zero evidence. Come on, you are intelligent and strong enough to not worry about something like this, you'll handle it like you have handled much worse.

I have indeed handled worse, I've talked myself out of a robbery and once even bluffed a guy with a knife out of trying to rob me JFL. But my paranoia is next level, I'm always worried and over thinking and planning what to do next, which adds to my insomnia as I think of scenarios and how to respond endlessly through the night. That's two things that keep me up, sexual urges, and imminent annoyances/problems.

 

[Creep]

I guarantee you nobody is going to be gossiping about how a guy may have smelled similar to semen, with deodorant also masking it, 2 months ago. And it most certainly not gonna go all the way to the managers. It is pure paranoia. Those women were disgusted by all the deodorant you put on, I have had similar reactions when I put on a lot of deodorant.

 

[chudur-budur]

Vague description of events, you are kinda broad stroking here, its not like I'm going out for a night on the town and I whip it out while strolling by the various outlets and start fapping. Its not really "public", its a "domicile", it just isn't "my personal domicile (home)".

The image that @chudur-budur has for his profile pic would more accurately fit someone who is jacking off "in public", he on the other hand gives no fucks JFL.

He is known as "the legendary plane fapping curry (LPFC)" btw.

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

Those must be those highly trained semen sniffing foids can smell chad cum a mile aways but come barking to daddy when they smell incel cum.

 

[SirIncel]

I masturbate at work too.
I thought this is totally normal.

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

The troubles that highTcels have to go through... Ouch.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Jerk off both before and after work. That way, you will be less likely to do it at work.

 

[Indari]

you did cum into a tissue and wipe off your dick afterwards right? no way you'd smell after that

I guarantee you nobody is going to be gossiping about how a guy may have smelled similar to semen, with deodorant also masking it, 2 months ago. And it most certainly not gonna go all the way to the managers. It is pure paranoia. Those women were disgusted by all the deodorant you put on, I have had similar reactions when I put on a lot of deodorant.

 

[AfrikanCel]

The only place one can, the bathroom, I flushed and wiped the inside and outside of the bowl and floor beneath my feet just in case (as always), so there is no physical evidence. I'm just paranoid about the whole smell factor, I literally have insomnia right now over this shit, I cannot fall asleep and I have a morning shift up next JFL.

Oh and I did not take long, took like 8 minutes, when I'm so horny I masturbate at work, it doesn't take long at all, so it all works out, literally the only flaw that I think is bugging me is the smell, because even I could kinda smell it under the mask of the deodorant spray, but I'm me, I'm the closest thing in vicinity to the smell and I kept my distance from others.

The gossip of this shit is likely being spread as I am home, when I go to work tomorrow shit is going to be on, I'll have to have my game face on and pretend not to be aware of shit and whats going on JFL. The good thing is other gossip and drama is taking place, I may have to play devils advocate and instigate other shit to mask my own drama and let whores "move on to the next one"

You need to instigate more drama to keep the managers attention off baseless accusations. Try to implicate a foid in a scandal or a cuck. Protect yourself at all times and fuck over cucls and foids.

Those must be those highly trained semen sniffing foids can smell chad cum a mile aways but come barking to daddy when they smell incel cum.

Women can smell cum quite easily.

 

[Jockcel]

Time to rope or go ER.

 

[Trigger-Finger]

Lord almighty us incels don't do ourselves any favours do we.

I must admit I had a good laugh, I can only imagine how funny a lurking normie found this post.

 

[Misery]

Lord almighty us incels don't do ourselves any favours do we.

I must admit I had a good laugh, I can only imagine how funny a lurking normie found this post.

True, I feel as if we are the only ones that something like this would happen to seeing as we do not really have any other way of getting rid of this feeling.

 

[SpaceWizard]

If people could smell jizz like bloodhound I'd be surprised. Just a word of advice, act like you're about to shit your pants with diarrhea before entering the bathroom, be dramatic but in a normal kinda way. People will not want to go in, and will assume it'll be a while. I've done this on numerous occasions. If you want to instantly destroy evidence, bring condoms and jerk into that, wrap it in TP good, flush it, done.

 

[AfrikanCel]

If people could smell jizz like bloodhound I'd be surprised. Just a word of advice, act like you're about to shit your pants with diarrhea before entering the bathroom, be dramatic but in a normal kinda way. People will not want to go in, and will assume it'll be a while. I've done this on numerous occasions. If you want to instantly destroy evidence, bring condoms and jerk into that, wrap it in TP good, flush it, done.

I can smell jizz easily.


OP start bring some stink bombs or something. Make the toilet smell like absolute shit. If someone claims you smell like jizz then blame it on meds. (Get some fake ammonia/ bleach solution in a sealed container. Say you have been drinking this. To help with the diarrhea. Employers do not like firing people for health reasons. Make up a fake health condition.

 

[SpaceWizard]

I can smell jizz easily.


OP start bring some stink bombs or something. Make the toilet smell like absolute shit. If someone claims you smell like jizz then blame it on meds. (Get some fake ammonia/ bleach solution in a sealed container. Say you have been drinking this. To help with the diarrhea. Employers do not like firing people for health reasons. Make up a fake health condition.

At my old job I had "irritable bowel syndrome" XD but yeah the paper towel or condom is a good way to keep from getting it on you, and perhaps some cologne or axe for good measure.

 

[BlkPillPres]

Update - No problems, it was likely only me smelling it and projecting my thoughts onto others

If people could smell jizz like bloodhound I'd be surprised. Just a word of advice, act like you're about to shit your pants with diarrhea before entering the bathroom, be dramatic but in a normal kinda way. People will not want to go in, and will assume it'll be a while. I've done this on numerous occasions. If you want to instantly destroy evidence, bring condoms and jerk into that, wrap it in TP good, flush it, done.

Those are some damn expensive fap sessions, sorry would never buy condoms just to masturbate in because not only is that a waste of money, its ironically sad, it would just make me depressed while masturbating and kill the mood, the sad irony of paying for and using a tool with which the intended purpose is sex but I'm just jerking off in it.

I just spray the room down with air freshener and cum right into some napkins

 

[Deleted member 10150]

I masturbate at work too.
I thought this is totally normal.

me to :<

 

[Deleted member 1617]

He is known as "the legendary plane fapping curry (LPFC)" btw.

please post the graphic where you proved that the plane fapping curry was infact betadestiny after rubbing mud all over his face

 

[Timecel]

how can you smell masturbation? i think paranoid but you never know.

 

[chudur-budur]

please post the graphic where you proved that the plane fapping curry was infact betadestiny after rubbing mud all over his face

Sure, I am always here to help. Morondestiny's alex is the real plane fapping curry, proof:

 

[Spidey]

it's over for paranoid fap addiction cels

 

[UBERCEL]

Sure, I am always here to help. Morondestiny's alex is the real plane fapping curry, proof:

Thread quality just increase by 30k iq

I can smell jizz easily.


OP start bring some stink bombs or something. Make the toilet smell like absolute shit. If someone claims you smell like jizz then blame it on meds. (Get some fake ammonia/ bleach solution in a sealed container. Say you have been drinking this. To help with the diarrhea. Employers do not like firing people for health reasons. Make up a fake health condition.

Isn't that too much for just paranoia

 

[Mickeyonacid]

If you can, start some drama about a coworker to divert the attention away from you. If not, lie your ass off. If it was in the bathroom, there's no cameras, no witnesses, no proof.