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It's Over I think I have internal bleeding or cancer or some shit

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I've been shitting bloody dumps for the past week, even a simple fart is enough to spray blood. It isn't heavy bleeding but it's enough to leave a big stain on the toilet paper as well as red water. It could be cancer or a colon or intestine injury but I don't really care lmao

I don't want to become like that guy here who recently starting shitting blood and went to the ER, is this like a curse or something that only happens to incels
 
Go and see a fucking doctor you moron.
 
Go (to the) ER
 
MarriedAndLookin4aDoctor
 
Ew bro. The terminology you used. Please go to the ER.
 
I've been shitting bloody dumps for the past week, even a simple fart is enough to spray blood. It isn't heavy bleeding but it's enough to leave a big stain on the toilet paper as well as red water. It could be cancer or a colon or intestine injury but I don't really care lmao

I don't want to become like that guy here who recently starting shitting blood and went to the ER, is this like a curse or something that only happens to incels

It's most likely hemorrhoids tbh. If you're really worried, get a fecal sample assessment.
 
You should probably go to a doctor. If it were me though, I wouldn't because I refuse to let anyone stick something up my ass.
 
Guess who returned from the shower and didn't bleed to death from his anus
Tbh I think I just need to integrate more fiber into my diet. Most of these shits have been kinda hard and I think that's what has been causing the bleeding

If it were me though, I wouldn't because I refuse to let anyone stick something up my ass.
same br0. I dont trust doctors anyways
 
im still spitting blood occasionally

cancercels unite
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Sounds like a rare case of lumbago tbh
 
Have you been getting into vans with nice old men and taking naps after having some candy?
 
bro I think I have kidney stones or some
 
The 'ol incel butt bleed curse
 
Best bet is that you do infact have cancer, and are dying soon. This sounds awful, but think about it, if you die you lose all pain and depression in life, and you may even end up going to a possible afterlife if it exists. Better to find out now then live an entire life of inceldom and pain
 
Stacy and Chad are grateful that you won't waste medical resources on yourself so doctors have more time to treat their STDs.
 

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