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Congrats op. Before you looked like a white version of me. Now you look like a chadlite.
lanturn said:Congrats op. Before you looked like a white version of me. Now you look like a chadlite.
existentialhack said:What's your body fat %? You need to gymcel. It's always a bit weird when guys get surgery who haven't maxed out in natural ways.
You have incredible skin. If you look after yourself, you'll age like a God, and look ten years younger than your true age. Avoid the sun.
itsOVER said:It was 23% a couple of weeks ago but I'm only 55kg. Incel genetics.
And yeah decent skin is about my only positive attribute.
Luckily avoiding sunlight is easy for us incels.
itsOVER said:Because I've got no friends and no life and so spend absolutely fuck all back home.
FACEandLMS said:Don t you pay accomodation?
existentialhack said:Genetics have nothing to do with it. Lift a few times per week (the big 4, simple af) and go raw vegan and you'll be a God in a few months. Combine it with saving up and surgerymaxing and you'll be a chadlite for the next 15 years.
itsOVER said:I've started doing a bit of lifting while aggessively cutting. Just to hope my face leans out a bit, I still consider muscles to be cope.
Not going vegan though, fuck that lol.
itsOVER said:Yes but it's cheap 6 quid a night hostel accommodation.
itsOVER said:Getting some sluts but I don't have any interest in roiding.
Still at 4 unfortunately since I got cucked by having to write a paper for university yesterday (plus struck out on Tuesday). So I couldn't meet anyone new...just invited one of my previous lays over to the room so I still got some action but it wasn't with a new chick.
itsOVER said:I've started doing a bit of lifting while aggessively cutting. Just to hope my face leans out a bit, I still consider muscles to be cope.
Not going vegan though, fuck that lol.
FACEandLMS said:Roughly £200 a month, rounding up. How much do you spend on food? On university fees? Do you even have storage space there? Can people steal your shit? What are your outgoings to be able to afford surgery and flights without a job?
itsOVER said:Getting some sluts but I don't have any interest in roiding.
Still at 4 unfortunately since I got cucked by having to write a paper for university yesterday (plus struck out on Tuesday). So I couldn't meet anyone new...just invited one of my previous lays over to the room so I still got some action but it wasn't with a new chick.
Sub8Hate said:Honestly you looked fine to me in the before pic...
So are you a volcel, mentalcel, or standardscel? Cuz you ain't that ugly.
You should be able to capitalize on just be white theory.
itsOVER said:University fees are paid by the government. Here's how it all worked out:
18 months ago I moved back to the UK to start a PGCE, which is basically a course funded by the government to put teachers in schools. I was given:
- 9200 GBP in living costs.
- 3000 GBP bursary from my university.
The government paid the fees. During this time, I was living with a family member rent free, so my outgoings were approximately 200 a month on food, and another 80 on my car. No friends and no life so...umm..that was about all I spent. Let's call it 300 a month just to account for the occasion random expense. 12 months of that shit = 3600 spent. Take that away from the 12,200 I was given by the government, and that's 8,600 remaining.
Then I did a CELTA course, which was also funded by the government. However, I did have to pay for my accommodation for that month as it was in another area of the country. The accomodation was 550 for that month, and let's say another 200 on food. Call it 7,800 left.
I then started a Masters degree last September. I used the government postgraduate loan system, and took the maximum loan (they think it's a loan that I'll pay back...JFL at government cucks). That was 10,280 GBP. My fees are around 7,500, so I'm pocketing another 2,800 quid overall from that. Add that to the 7,800 left after the PGCE + CELTA, and I've got 10,600 to play around with at the start of September.
My expenses from that point ended up a fair bit more:
- 1,500 was spent on an ill fated month long trip to Poland. I thought maybe it'd be easier to get laid there. I was wrong and promptly came scuttling back home with my tail between my legs.
- I've probably been spending 300 a month on food since September, so that's another 1,800 gone.
- I paid 500 GBP for my chin liposuction.
- Going to be paying 1,800 for my hair transplant
- Spent 1,500 quid in November on a 10 day trip to Thailand. Was just all about the hookers on that trip though, stayed in Pattaya, didn't try and get regular girls.
- Another 1,500 on this current trip, including flights. I'm not buying girls on this trip, but I am staying for more than double the time which explains why it's the same expenses as my first trip.
- Obviously paid like 300 in hostel expenses in the UK so far.
Total that up and you've got net expenses of 8,900. I managed to whine to my university hardship fund during this point as well and got 1,500 quid for free, so overall expenses were 7,400. Take that away from the 10,600 I started with, and I've got 3,200 left after this holiday is over. And just checking my bank account, there's 3 grand in it, so those figures all seem to check out.
All I have left to pay out of that 3,200 is 3 more weeks hostel accommodation when I return to the UK, food while I'm in the UK, then a flight back to Thailand or the Philippines when I'm done since all the classes are finished by the start of April. That's not gonna be more than 1,200 or so, so I actually do have the money to go to Poland and get the chin implant if I wanted, and I'd still have enough cash left over to keep me going until I found a job overseas.
I'll be returning overseas with the highest level qualifications you can really get in English teaching, all of it paid for by the UK government, and I even got some light surgery funded as well. In return for that though I've had to give up 18 months of my life.
chudur-budur said:Yup, op can shag any asian noodlewhore with a flick of his finger, I don't understand what the fuck he is doing here. I have seen way uglier white guys shagging asian noodlewhores left and right.
845889524 said:He isnt really a volcel. Hes still unnatractive. OP needs Jawimplants or Bimax and his gonial angles done
845889524 said:He isnt really a volcel. Hes still unnatractive. OP needs Jawimplants or Bimax and his gonial angles done
Even if you get Osteotomy you still will need implants
chudur-budur said:Yup, op can shag any asian noodlewhore with a flick of his finger, I don't understand what the fuck he is doing here. I have seen way uglier white guys shagging asian noodlewhores left and right.Sub8Hate said:Honestly you looked fine to me in the before pic...
So are you a volcel, mentalcel, or standardscel? Cuz you ain't that ugly.
You should be able to capitalize on just be white theory.
BlackpilledTruecel said:were you full time student only, or did you work part time aswell? have u ever worked while doing school at the same time?itsOVER said:University fees are paid by the government. Here's how it all worked out:
18 months ago I moved back to the UK to start a PGCE, which is basically a course funded by the government to put teachers in schools. I was given:
- 9200 GBP in living costs.
- 3000 GBP bursary from my university.
The government paid the fees. During this time, I was living with a family member rent free, so my outgoings were approximately 200 a month on food, and another 80 on my car. No friends and no life so...umm..that was about all I spent. Let's call it 300 a month just to account for the occasion random expense. 12 months of that shit = 3600 spent. Take that away from the 12,200 I was given by the government, and that's 8,600 remaining.
Then I did a CELTA course, which was also funded by the government. However, I did have to pay for my accommodation for that month as it was in another area of the country. The accomodation was 550 for that month, and let's say another 200 on food. Call it 7,800 left.
I then started a Masters degree last September. I used the government postgraduate loan system, and took the maximum loan (they think it's a loan that I'll pay back...JFL at government cucks). That was 10,280 GBP. My fees are around 7,500, so I'm pocketing another 2,800 quid overall from that. Add that to the 7,800 left after the PGCE + CELTA, and I've got 10,600 to play around with at the start of September.
My expenses from that point ended up a fair bit more:
- 1,500 was spent on an ill fated month long trip to Poland. I thought maybe it'd be easier to get laid there. I was wrong and promptly came scuttling back home with my tail between my legs.
- I've probably been spending 300 a month on food since September, so that's another 1,800 gone.
- I paid 500 GBP for my chin liposuction.
- Going to be paying 1,800 for my hair transplant
- Spent 1,500 quid in November on a 10 day trip to Thailand. Was just all about the hookers on that trip though, stayed in Pattaya, didn't try and get regular girls.
- Another 1,500 on this current trip, including flights. I'm not buying girls on this trip, but I am staying for more than double the time which explains why it's the same expenses as my first trip.
- Obviously paid like 300 in hostel expenses in the UK so far.
Total that up and you've got net expenses of 8,900. I managed to whine to my university hardship fund during this point as well and got 1,500 quid for free, so overall expenses were 7,400. Take that away from the 10,600 I started with, and I've got 3,200 left after this holiday is over. And just checking my bank account, there's 3 grand in it, so those figures all seem to check out.
All I have left to pay out of that 3,200 is 3 more weeks hostel accommodation when I return to the UK, food while I'm in the UK, then a flight back to Thailand or the Philippines when I'm done since all the classes are finished by the start of April. That's not gonna be more than 1,200 or so, so I actually do have the money to go to Poland and get the chin implant if I wanted, and I'd still have enough cash left over to keep me going until I found a job overseas.
I'll be returning overseas with the highest level qualifications you can really get in English teaching, all of it paid for by the UK government, and I even got some light surgery funded as well. In return for that though I've had to give up 18 months of my life.
Sub8Hate said:It has to be standards.. No way that guy hasn't been hit on by an uggo.chudur-budur said:Yup, op can shag any asian noodlewhore with a flick of his finger, I don't understand what the fuck he is doing here. I have seen way uglier white guys shagging asian noodlewhores left and right.
anincelforlifelol said:Why is OP so bloated like me? It's a disgusting feature.
845889524 said:He isnt really a volcel. Hes still unnatractive. OP needs Jawimplants or Bimax and his gonial angles done
Even if you get Osteotomy you still will need implants
Stop giving worthless advice like jaw implants done. He'll look worse. Jaw implants only widen your jaw. And his jaw is already wide. It's bloated as fuck.
AddictedToPorn said:I can't see a difference. Your are 5+/10 get out of here. You look autistic and depressed.
Sub8Hate said:Well tbh I don't know what it's like in the UK.
As some of you will know, 7 weeks ago I got liposuction on the area below my chin. That's because despite being a low overall weight, I still had a double chin which made my shit lower third even shitter.
Here a few pics of me before the liposuction:
And a few pics now:
And yes, I know it's not a perfect comparison as I have shitty facial hair in the first pics whereas right now I'm clean shaven. But even so, I think the difference is clear enough. It's not turned me into a Chad or anything but one minor surgery can never be expected to do that.
All I need now is a chin implant (to make the chin squarer rather than rounded) and that area will be pretty good I feel. Can travel to Poland and get one for 800 GBP. Throw that on top of the 500 GBP for the lipo, and I'll have got a much better chin area for 1,300 pounds - which isn't bad value IMO.
Not sure if I'm coping or not but I do feel there's a noticable difference there.
As some of you will know, 7 weeks ago I got liposuction on the area below my chin. That's because despite being a low overall weight, I still had a double chin which made my shit lower third even shitter.
Here a few pics of me before the liposuction:
And a few pics now:
And yes, I know it's not a perfect comparison as I have shitty facial hair in the first pics whereas right now I'm clean shaven. But even so, I think the difference is clear enough. It's not turned me into a Chad or anything but one minor surgery can never be expected to do that.
All I need now is a chin implant (to make the chin squarer rather than rounded) and that area will be pretty good I feel. Can travel to Poland and get one for 800 GBP. Throw that on top of the 500 GBP for the lipo, and I'll have got a much better chin area for 1,300 pounds - which isn't bad value IMO.
Not sure if I'm coping or not but I do feel there's a noticable difference there.
Next you might want to do something about that buccal fat.
"23% body fat"Only in Asia. I get NOTHING in the west, and it's not like I haven't tried.
Full time on all courses. No, I don't work, I refuse to wagecuck for a society that hates me and keeps me incel.
Not a single western girl has ever hit on me. I've been out on a grand total one ONE date with a white girl - and she was a fat landwhale who rejected me the day after (never even kissed). My only success in the UK came with a Chinese international student, and it was literally her first week in the UK so she hadn't been corrupted by western media and western Chads yet.
Subhuman fat storage genetics. Somehow, despite being 55kg at 170cm, I'm 23% body fat and seem to store a ton of it in my face. Incel genetics cucking me, basically.
'Looking depressed' really just means ugly boyo.
Honestly think anyone who claims to see no difference at all is just being selectively blind. You can argue about the level of difference but claiming there's not anything different at all is pretty lol. Double chin is clear to see in the before pics, not at all in the after pics though.
"23% body fat"
Yeah...get the fuck out of here. There's your problem you goddamn lazycel.
Full time on all courses. No, I don't work, I refuse to wagecuck for a society that hates me and keeps me incel.
Well yeah of course i dont want to wagecuck while in school, but i need to in order to get surgeries or atleast get a loan accepted. How did u live w/ no job? I dont pay any bills at home but I do have to pay for: gas, food, phone bill, car insurance. How did u get all the money to live on and get surgeries too and pay for flights?
Just fucking lol at the us.. Jesus Christ. Do you have to apply for it to get the money with some company like FAFSA is for USA?The government gives students money to live. And I've no friends and no life so don't spend much.
Just fucking lol at the us.. Jesus Christ. Do you have to apply for it to get the money with some company like FAFSA is for USA?
OK, I understand, but I'd imagine you could score at least a 4 or a 5, is that not good enough for you? Just wondering...
I don't know how it is in the UK, but it's doable in the US... It's just a lot of you aren't that ugly, lol. Yeah, yeah, hypergamy, but it's not impossible.
Are ya waiting for the cute girl in the yoga pants? lol gotta be realistic dawg.
Me? I'm happy with my match...LOL, I have seen guys that look worse than you with a white girl. Your looks aren't the problem here. You're probably a standardcel.
Me? I'm happy with my match...
Me? I'm happy with my match...
No problem, let's just blame it on the new layoutOops, I meant to quote OP.
LOL my looksmatch.. Not a match online. I'm online now getting ignored left and right. Why the fuck do I do this to myself?A match? A MATCH? This guy has a MATCH???
Fakecel OUT!
Oops, I meant to quote OP.
LOL my looksmatch.. Not a match online. I'm online now getting ignored left and right. Why the fuck do I do this to myself?
No problem, let's just blame it on the new layout![]()
Believe what you wish buddy boyo but it's not like I sat in the basement and never tried. Never got laid with a white girl, never kissed a white girl, and I've asked out plenty, ranging from PSL3-7's.
I've only even been on a date ONCE with a white girl and was ghosted soon after. And she was a PSL 3 landwhale.
LOL, definitely.
I see it on a daily basis, lol. I only said your looks aren't the problem. As we all know, non-Chads need more than just their looks to get into a relationship. Personality definitely plays a role. You'd have more chances as a non-offensive 5/10 than an offensive 5/10.
Yeah my life sucks right now as far as foids go. I need some raw pussy so bad LOL.Oh thank god, I was thinking I was the last one left who gets nothing in the west.
Less than Chad = you have to work your ass off to get anywhere with some PSL 3 hambeast. Personality is completely and totally irrelevant. It's only looks.
Yeah my life sucks right now as far as foids go. I need some raw pussy so bad LOL.