Based I silenced my braggy cousin with this one line

[fukurou]

he is married and was all braggy about his 1st child. he probably expected I congratulate him like prof oak after completing the pokedex.

instead I told him:
"it doesn't count without a paternity test" (he is short so its probably a bastard)

he went quite after that.

 

[The Wolf]

Brutal, I'm 1.62m
Were there any goys at the wedding?

 

[The Supreme Goyim]

I'm 168cm, yeah can't count on a foid to stay faithful

 

[hatepilledandrich]

 

[nico]

fuck u if ure tall

 

[autisticsoy]

Wonder if he will get one now

 

[TooSomething]

he is married and was all braggy about his 1st child. he probably expected I congratulate him like prof oak after completing the pokedex.

instead I told him:
"it doesn't count without a paternity test" (he is short so its probably a bastard)

he went quite after that.

Bro, that was a fatality right there. Brutal.

One of my female cousins has had a child recently. I have never congratulated her and I don't plan on doing so in the future.

I hate her for it, tbh. She was whoring around before that and does not deserve to be a mother.

Since she is a gook mutt, the child will be the next ER, if it's a boy.

 

[TooSomething]

Wonder if he will get one now

If he won't, he is a pussy. OP should from now on humiliate him with that. kek

 

[nazianime]

lol, no scoped 360 his mind

 

[autisticsoy]

If he won't, he is a pussy. OP should from now on humiliate him with that. kek

Would be funny if he did

 

[Grodd]

Jfl

 

[TooSomething]

Would be funny if he did

Imagine if OP's cousin is indeed not the father.

Major blackpill moment.

 

[autisticsoy]

Imagine if OP's cousin is indeed not the father.

Major blackpill moment.

it will be chaos

 

[Izayacel]

Wonder if he will get one now

 

[Emba]

Brutal AF shit bro

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

"it doesn't count without a paternity test" (he is short so its probably a bastard)

Whether short or not, it can affect pretty much any man. Unless he's Chad/Chadlite. Probably half of all kids out there have a different father. Maybe even more. Foids love to cheat and make their betabuxxer pay for it.