i shower everyday so where is my gf

[MuddyBuddy]

i shower everyday and smell nice

i brush my teeth, floss and use mouth wash so my breathe smells nice

i exercise everyday so i am in good shape and healthy

i can cook healthy meals and don't eat junkfood

so where is my gf?

 

[copemaxx9002]

Erm… the ladies can sense your toxic personality from 6 million feet away sweaty

 

[trying to ascend]

You are not showering for the sake of showering, you are just showering to get a girlfriend, therefore you are not really showering

 

[MuddyBuddy]

can't wash away the autism

people always say I'm autistic but I'm not. i can function in my job. being annoyed by some small things doesn't make me autistic and is no reason i shouldn't get a gf.

 

[MuddyBuddy]

You are not showering for the sake of showering, you are just showering to get a girlfriend, therefore you are not really showering

i shower because i feel gross if i go a day without it. it makes me feel clean.

 

[Trident]

can't wash away the autism

 

[Goldcel]

Erm… the ladies can sense your toxic personality from 6 million feet away sweaty

they see a little text on top of our heads that says ''Incel / Non Incel'' foids have the 6th sense teehee they can see what we post on the internet with their abilities

 

[Logic55]

i shower everyday and smell nice

i brush my teeth, floss and use mouth wash so my breathe smells nice

i exercise everyday so i am in good shape and healthy

i can cook healthy meals and don't eat junkfood

so where is my gf?

You can't have one because looks matter more than personality

 

[NorthernWind]

Start cleaning your room every day.

 

[PurgatoryPass]

You forgot to scream positive affirmations until you gaslight your way into her heart.