SuicideFuel I should have lost the race

[Deleted member 26010]

People were talking about how men ejaculate millions of sperm during sex for only one to win the race and fertilize the egg and this girl said that it would have been for the best if I had lost the race as a sperm and that I could have actually been good looking. I already know people will try to say this didn't happen but it did, whether you believe it or not.

 

[AbsolutelyBrutal]

The spermatozoid that made me probably was pushed the furthest. It's as if Usain Bolt and I did 100 ms but I got cannoned to the end.

 

[Deleted member 33091]

Hmm... Interesting...

 

[tulasdanslos]

I don't know if I should trust Science™ at this rate, but they have been saying that the eggs select the spermatozoa and only let in the best spermatozoon for quite a few years now.

Maybe you can blame the egg for being rotten or something, that would be more scientifically correct (the worst kind of correct).

 

[ItsOver4cel]

The spermatozoid that made me probably was pushed the furthest. It's as if Usain Bolt and I did 100 ms but I got cannoned to the end.

that's actually an accurate theory lol, I just want to think mine got lucky while all of the others were clashing like bumper cars.

 

[XANDIARIES]

I don't know if I should trust Science™ at this rate, but they have been saying that the eggs select the spermatozoa and only let in the best spermatozoon for quite a few years now.

Maybe you can blame the egg for being rotten or something, that would be more scientifically correct (the worst kind of correct).

the egg was checking for personality silly, tee-hee

 

[Deleted member 6657]

As if we would be someone else
While mindlessly wandering through the mountains
As if we would be someone better
Expelling purgatory in Latin alphabet

 

[Mulattocel]

the egg was checking for personality silly, tee-hee

 

[epillepsy]

the problem is in the moment you just want to win the race because of the innate competitiveness of the Y chromosome.

 

[FlamingCel]

True