For context, I'm a fairly heavyset guy. Combine that with having a bit of an anger issue, I'm not the scariest guy at my school but apparently I'm scarier than I initially believed.
>be me
>done with testing, brain is fried like a chicken leg at a soul food restaurant
>get basic bitch lunch, the cheeseburger is the main protagonist
>put plate down, go to grab baggie of treats from locker
>that skinny e-boy faggot I've posted about before swipes it right off the plate while I'm gone
>come back, pissed
>ask him to give it back
>"Go get a salad!"
>grab my can of iced tea and threaten to crack it over his head if he doesn't give me my fucking cheeseburger
>he says that he'll beat the fuck out of me with very little confidence in his voice
>turns to his gf and says that "he's mad"
>gives me my cheeseburger and hides his face in his gf for the rest of the period
Felt good knocking that faggot down a peg. I'm gonna gymmaxx over the summer so if I ever DO end up having to beat that tall, lanky faggot up, I won't risk getting humiliated.
>be me
>done with testing, brain is fried like a chicken leg at a soul food restaurant
>get basic bitch lunch, the cheeseburger is the main protagonist
>put plate down, go to grab baggie of treats from locker
>that skinny e-boy faggot I've posted about before swipes it right off the plate while I'm gone
>come back, pissed
>ask him to give it back
>"Go get a salad!"
>grab my can of iced tea and threaten to crack it over his head if he doesn't give me my fucking cheeseburger
>he says that he'll beat the fuck out of me with very little confidence in his voice
>turns to his gf and says that "he's mad"
>gives me my cheeseburger and hides his face in his gf for the rest of the period
Felt good knocking that faggot down a peg. I'm gonna gymmaxx over the summer so if I ever DO end up having to beat that tall, lanky faggot up, I won't risk getting humiliated.
