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i saved up money to escortmaxx. here are the candidates

Chanel or Mia?

  • Chanel

    Votes: 19 67.9%
  • Mia

    Votes: 9 32.1%

  • Total voters
    28
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its gonna happen boys

i will no longer be an ugly autistic 91iq virgin incel

insetad i will just be ugly autistic 91iq incel

i quickly browsed the local escort site and its gonna be one of these two

1. Noodlefoid chanel
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Solid noodlefoid. i love noodlfoids

would be pretty cewl to lose my virginity to one (yes i know i pay for it nerd)

2. Latinafoid Mia
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look at this bimbo. i really feel attracted to these type of feminine foids bc i know its way too out of reach for me



cast your vote!!!
 
don't use toilets your dick will melt alive
 
Just use your hand at this point
 
its gonna happen boys

i will no longer be an ugly autistic 91iq virgin incel

insetad i will just be ugly autistic 91iq incel

i quickly browsed the local escort site and its gonna be one of these two

1. Noodlefoid chanel
View attachment 1043747

Solid noodlefoid. i love noodlfoids

would be pretty cewl to lose my virginity to one (yes i know i pay for it nerd)

2. Latinafoid Mia
View attachment 1043751
look at this bimbo. i really feel attracted to these type of feminine foids bc i know its way too out of reach for me



cast your vote!!!
the noodlewhore
 
I would go with whatever girl you think will keep you hard. I like the noodle whore because she looks like she has a tight body, frankly I loose my erection when I start to see stretch marks or loose skin.
 
Chanel mogs hard
 
Why not just go with both in the span of a month? One girl for each payday?
 
its gonna happen boys

i will no longer be an ugly autistic 91iq virgin incel

insetad i will just be ugly autistic 91iq incel

i quickly browsed the local escort site and its gonna be one of these two

1. Noodlefoid chanel
View attachment 1043747

Solid noodlefoid. i love noodlfoids

would be pretty cewl to lose my virginity to one (yes i know i pay for it nerd)

2. Latinafoid Mia
View attachment 1043751
look at this bimbo. i really feel attracted to these type of feminine foids bc i know its way too out of reach for me



cast your vote!!!
Based, I would say go for the second
 
Are you people blind they are ugly.
 
Majority of escort pictures are photoshopped to death. I recommend researching the ladies, check the reviews & check for any inconsistency like the date of the reviews. I say this because it's better not to set yourself up for a disaster.

Also is this an agency? Hiring through agency ain't bad but it has it's pros and cons.
 
Majority of escort pictures are photoshopped to death. I recommend researching the ladies, check the reviews & check for any inconsistency like the date of the reviews. I say this because it's better not to set yourself up for a disaster.
ty for advice!

chanel seemed pretty legit, reviews and multiple pics

mia's profile look kinda shady

got more tips?
 
Choose Chanel
 
We all know you want to fuck the noodlewhore
 
The first looks very fake.
They both look unappealing.
 
incels with high standards kek

you retards should be a bit more realistic
If you pay for sex, when you allowed to have standards. Simply because you pay for it.
 
I would have gotten an escort in the 12th and the 26th, but those dirty, greedy, stinkin' rotten Jews I pay money to for gas and electricity have been very demanding lately.

Proud of you anyway, I voted for chanel.
 
Better hope you don't catch some kind of disease
 
Are these in the Netherlands? Those have to be the most busted whores in the Netherlands.
 
pay to get your dick sucked instead i wouldnt stick my dick in either of those disease infested skanks
 
sex is the cherry on top of the cake, in it of itself it won't change anything. You need to feel wanted, be embraced, cuddle.

That's the human experience, paying some disease carrier to fuck you won't change anything, you'll just feel even more subhuman

also that 1st foid is some mutilated kyrgyz not gook jfl
This is high IQ. You can't buy love.
 
incels with high standards kek

you retards should be a bit more realistic
I've noticed lately the people here are getting way more picky. In some years, I think most incels won't even escortmaxx, they will just be volcels instead or resort to AI/sexbots. It's either this or they are just coping, can't know.
 
I think most incels won't even escortmaxx, they will just be volcels instead
:soy: Volcel if you don't fuck a whore

Nigger escortmaxxer are in the same group as OF simps and bluepillcucks
GTFOH failed normie trucels can't even buy a escort
 
:soy: Volcel if you don't fuck a whore

Nigger escortmaxxer are in the same group as OF simps and bluepillcucks
GTFOH failed normie trucels can't even buy a escort
Worded that badly, what I meant was that incels will mostly lose attraction to real females (this is already happening, the numbers of single men that are not looking for relationships is only growing) and thus stop caring about escortmaxxing and such. Also I'd cut my dick off before paying a escort, but I don't bash other incels for it, to each their thing.
 
its gonna happen boys

i will no longer be an ugly autistic 91iq virgin incel

insetad i will just be ugly autistic 91iq incel

i quickly browsed the local escort site and its gonna be one of these two

1. Noodlefoid chanel
View attachment 1043747

Solid noodlefoid. i love noodlfoids

would be pretty cewl to lose my virginity to one (yes i know i pay for it nerd)

2. Latinafoid Mia
View attachment 1043751
look at this bimbo. i really feel attracted to these type of feminine foids bc i know its way too out of reach for me



cast your vote!!!
The noodle looks better, but these women are too masc for my taste
 
Both look so fake, yuck.
 
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prime connelly not an option = no interest
 
Personally, like ITV, I wouldn't willingly pay a gender that hates me for intimacy.
Though I definitely understand your desperation and why you would do it,.
 
Lelijke bimbos. Geen nederlandse vrouwen te krijgen daar?
 
Go latina. Unless the noodle is japanese there's a good chance she picked up something .
 
Go with Chanel. Is that even a question? The other girl looks weird with all the plastic surgery.
 

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