News I received a prophecy that I will get a Stacylite

[Substitute Subhuman]

The @TheProphetMuscle gave me a prophecy that in 129 days, I will meet a Stacylite at the gym and ascend. If his prediction comes to past, then he is a true prophet. If it dies not come to past, then he is a false prophet!!!

 

[ThreeInchesLong]

The @TheProphetMuscle gave me a prophecy that in 129 days, I will meet a Stacylite at the gym and ascend. If his prediction comes to past, then he is a true prophet. If it dies not come to past, then he is a false prophet!!!

The only ascending you'll be doing as an incel is when you get back up from your squats

 

[ThreeInchesLong]

The gym is the worst place to approach f*males. Any f*male who puts in enough effort into her appearance to actually sweat at the gym already has 6 boyfriends, 70 beta orbiters, and 600 simps in her DMs

^ a high iq post I came across recently about gym foids

 

[Substitute Subhuman]

The only ascending you'll be doing as an incel is when you get back up from your squats

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Dream maxxing is the way. Anything can happen in dreams

 

[jerkjocky]

Ive tried making packs with god/devil/spirits/aliens/kikes/ any entity that could hear me to give me a hot women and i would do their bidding, but of course no answer.

 

[Substitute Subhuman]

Dream maxxing is the way. Anything can happen in dreams

Yeah but I want it IRL

 

[Substitute Subhuman]

Ive tried making packs with god/devil/spirits/aliens/kikes/ any entity that could hear me to give me a hot women and i would do their bidding, but of course no answer.

Did you try making a pact with Bill Clinton?

 

[jerkjocky]

Did you try making a pact with Bill Clinton?

no but hes not a spirit so id have to actually get in direct contact with him not talk to the air or in my head.

 

[Substitute Subhuman]

no but hes not a spirit so id have to actually get in direct contact with him not talk to the air or in my head.

Write a letter to his PR person