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SuicideFuel I really wanna escortmaxx but my mom wont let me

Your mom is right. Stick to your sex doll, Jacob.
 
Im really trying my hardest rn guys I hit up some escort (in navada where its legal officers) and I have to play it off as she isnt an escort and just a date but my mom sees right through my bullshit

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she knows im trying to escortmaxx so she instantly knew that I dont have a date and cant get one and wont let me do this. Im really running out of ideas guys she knows I dont have friends so I cant say im meeting up with a friend and she knows I dont go anywhere other than work this sucks fuck my mom
Only in a few places in Nevada is it legal anyways. Not worth it if you live outside that area because cops may try to sting you and get you in legal trouble for it.

An easier, cheaper, and better way to get off is to go to an Asian massage parlor. If it is shady enough and in the right spot it may be one of those places where the women will jerk you off with a happy ending at the end of the massage. Have not attempted that myself but I am sure they will make you pay for it, but it can't be more expensive than an escort probably. Plus I think it is technically legal.
 
Low inhibs me...
 
Did you just say "Fuck silicone for the rest of my life"? LMAO what does your mom already know?
 
I could watch a 20 minute video of this, this is entertaining:feelskek: Btw she’s right about diseases man
Just get checked often. Theres cures for. A lot of it. Just don't go into those with drug track marks along the veins. They are sharing needles w gays
 
Im really trying my hardest rn guys I hit up some escort (in navada where its legal officers) and I have to play it off as she isnt an escort and just a date but my mom sees right through my bullshit
she knows im trying to escortmaxx so she instantly knew that I dont have a date and cant get one and wont let me do this. Im really running out of ideas guys she knows I dont have friends so I cant say im meeting up with a friend and she knows I dont go anywhere other than work this sucks fuck my mom
I think it's so strange how people can talk to their parents about this stuff. Gross. Just do it, and be nicer to your mother if you want a home.
 
How does she access your work roster? Perhaps you could edit it before she gets it, that way you could give yourself some overtime.
 
I could watch a 20 minute video of this, this is entertaining:feelskek:
true, brocel @Dollfucker, everytime u post a video of your mom, it s funny as fuck :forcedsmile: , it s peak pure gold comedy here, we need an incels.tv comedy show
1.what disese are you gonna give her if you don t have private touch moments with her, does it magically pass to her?:feelshmm:
2.if she doesn t wanna you to be a virgin forever, then how, is she somehow pull from somewhere a foid for you to fuck?
to me it seems like delusion, she probably thinks that fucking a whore is something unethical
3.yes it s normal to fuck in the first 20 minutes of meeting someone (if your chad) and it can be safe, if its the right foid

4.jacob, jacob what s worse to fuck a sillicone doll forever or to fuck a stranger:forcedsmile:
didn t she fuck a stranger to give birth to you?
so it seems she s delusional and actually wants you to forever fuck a doll because in her mind she views this ,,unethical", nothing u will say will change her mind and she actually would rather you to be a virgin, it s not a problem for her to be a virgin

5.imagine having 10 dolls in your house that she knows you fuck them, yet she views that fucking a real foid is way worse, peak delusional
 
bro why dont you just use public transport
 
Can't lie though, your mom is kinda right don't fuck these whores while you still live with her also they really aren't worth your money.

I wanna try escortmaxxing but just looking at the prices they charge is just Bullshit. 30 minutes of sex is 50 bucks or 100 with a hot one where a guy with his girlfriend can fuck for hours for free.

Unless I go to some thirdworld country like thailand or something that shit is just too fucking expensive to be worth it. Not a single one I found was cheap even if it's in-call.
It was worth it to me...
 
1000044475
 
Bro your mum is gaslighting you, people do have sex after meeting for 20min.

"JACOB IT'S NOT NORMAL" :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

Your mum's a roastie tbh
Big time roastie
Your mom said the exact same things as my dad. :feelsmega::feelsmega:
Your dads a cuck beo
I could watch a 20 minute video of this, this is entertaining:feelskek: Btw she’s right about diseases man
Ikr
i like her voice :forcedsmile:

this is some good reality tv show drama
Better than normal novelas
I wanna try escortmaxxing but just looking at the prices they charge is just Bullshit. 30 minutes of sex is 50 bucks or 100 with a hot one where a guy with his girlfriend can fuck for hours for free.
Some die from dehydration whilst others drown
 
Ask your mother this mind blowing thing that will leave her stunned. 'Believe it or not, all modern foids have a double digit body count and STD risk is equal to that of a prostitute. The only difference is one is a private whore and the other is a public whore.'

Then ask her to point out the difference beside 'muh affection' which she will already know that you're an incel so affection without paying is out of the window at this point. She will have no choice but to agree with you or technically me through you.
 
Keep us updated when you try again
 
"Jacob not while you're living with me and GIVING ME DISEASES"

 
Honestly your mom is extremely based I don't think you realize how lucky you are (compared to other incels), just let her have this one and be nicer in future.
 
Ask your mother this mind blowing thing that will leave her stunned. 'Believe it or not, all modern foids have a double digit body count and STD risk is equal to that of a prostitute. The only difference is one is a private whore and the other is a public whore.'
good point tbh
 
Nigga, why are you discussing this shit with your mom? Just fucking book a hotel room and hire an escort. Tell your mom you're going to see a movie or make something else up. Buy condoms and use them to protect yourself from STIs. It's not that complicated :feelsjuice:
 
T⭕TAL ESC⭕RTFAG DE⭕TH

That is all.
 
Let me tell you what happened last time I got an escort (it was the 3rd, still a virgin because couldnt get hard ever). Was a driver for some friends rich chads who dont really give a fuck about anything except jerk off get high drunk and fuck escorts whenever they go away from their wives. We were at a hotel I went to sleep I woke up with her entering my room. Guess what's the first thing she said. "No kissing touching hugging or cuddling just sex, by the way they were talking about some virgin, sure it's you?" I went to the bathroom trying to get hard but couldn't, she stood on the other side of the bed just looking at me like "well???". She said it's okay we don't have to do anything and I told her yeah you can leave I'll just say we fucked and she did a very fast blow out her nose angry. They were mad as fuck after because they blew 400 bucks because I told them the truth and now they don't call me anymore to be their driver and to get drunk with, they think I'm a bitch. You wont get hard anon, it will be too sad. The bitch after getting paid, not doing anything to please you is just the cherry on top for her, she not only got your money, she made you feel like shit.
 
Now shes torturing me by putting on this show on while I eat my glowslop
 
Ironically, my mom and father and uncle and cousin offered me money to go to brothels or to escort. I refused.


@Dollfucker on suicide watch.
 
View attachment 1561100Now shes torturing me by putting on this show on while I eat my glowslop
Why the fuck wont she let you fuck one if you want one this bad that you literally tell her out loud lol. Specify to her that you're an incel and fucking an escort will help your situation
 
What’s your age ? You shouldn’t be talking with your mon about your will to have sex with escorts, never ever, that is taboo bro.
If you really want that, you should do it absolutely secret and book an escort yourself, it’s not that hard to do,it can be an incall escort or an outcall escort.
 
Nigga, why are you discussing this shit with your mom? Just fucking book a hotel room and hire an escort. Tell your mom you're going to see a movie or make something else up. Buy condoms and use them to protect yourself from STIs. It's not that complicated :feelsjuice:
 
These recordings of your mom is fucking hilarious man. But I mean your mom is right it’s not normal to fuck whores in 20 mins but what I’m sure of is the fact that she doesn’t understand hypergamy and the modern dating scene and how it’s impossible for us men
 
Just escortmaxx at their place
 
So shes okay with you fucking a doll but not a whore?

you pay all the money for dolls you can probably afford a hotel for a day and probably a whore right
 
You should be nicER to your mom
.....

Maybe you need to start thinking of take an absent for work and going to the escort's place, at least one day, to try to fuck and that mommy thinks you're a good boi cucked only working and fucking silicon
 
I can't believe you actually talk to your mom about this. I think my mom would be absolutely terrified if she knew i see whores. (I buy their time ofc)
 
Kinda a weird convo to have with your mom whiles she's driving, James
 
Can't lie though, your mom is kinda right don't fuck these whores while you still live with her also they really aren't worth your money.

I wanna try escortmaxxing but just looking at the prices they charge is just Bullshit. 30 minutes of sex is 50 bucks or 100 with a hot one where a guy with his girlfriend can fuck for hours for free.

Unless I go to some thirdworld country like thailand or something that shit is just too fucking expensive to be worth it. Not a single one I found was cheap even if it's in-call.
Honestly 50 for 30mins and $100 for an hour is pretty good pricing in the west. If you can get good service and have a girl that’s pretty liberal on what you can do to her then I think it’s worth it even if the top 10% of men do it for free. But you are right about Thailand and other 3rd world nations being a better buy.
 

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