SuicideFuel I really wanna escortmaxx but my mom wont let me

[Dollfucker]

Im really trying my hardest rn guys I hit up some escort (in navada where its legal officers) and I have to play it off as she isnt an escort and just a date but my mom sees right through my bullshit

she knows im trying to escortmaxx so she instantly knew that I dont have a date and cant get one and wont let me do this. Im really running out of ideas guys she knows I dont have friends so I cant say im meeting up with a friend and she knows I dont go anywhere other than work this sucks fuck my mom

 

[lowz1r]

first

 

[Autist]

Giving her disease

 

[Caichan]

atleast i hope so

 

[Deleted member 8078]

"JACOB IT'S NOT NORMAL"

Your mum's a roastie tbh

 

[Autist]

View attachment 1558098atleast i hope so

He's not

 

[wereq]

Your mom said the exact same things as my dad.

 

[rapetorturekill]

I could watch a 20 minute video of this, this is entertaining Btw she’s right about diseases man

 

[SCAT PACK]

roastie

 

[SCAT PACK]

Jacob this is crazy !!!

 

[Dollfucker]

jacob is not my name its a nickname btw

 

[BlackPilledNormi]

Brocel your the actual main character of this whole platform, we are all just side characters in the show that is your average life

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

i like her voice

this is some good reality tv show drama

 

[Soystein]

Brocel your the actual main character of this whole platform, we are all just side characters in the show that is your average life

Truth lmao

 

[oofy reborn]

Im really trying my hardest rn guys I hit up some escort (in navada where its legal officers) and I have to play it off as she isnt an escort and just a date but my mom sees right through my bullshit

View attachment 1558094
she knows im trying to escortmaxx so she instantly knew that I dont have a date and cant get one and wont let me do this. Im really running out of ideas guys she knows I dont have friends so I cant say im meeting up with a friend and she knows I dont go anywhere other than work this sucks fuck my mom

How old r u

 

[WastedPotential]

lmao damn

 

[Soystein]

I talk to my mom about shoving people into ovens, but this is too low inhib.

 

[WastedPotential]

What's exactly stopping you though? can't you just meet up with one?

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

tell her you're not a cuck

 

[Sasukecel]

Low

I talk to my mom about shoving people into ovens, but this is too low inhib.

Low Inhibition maxxing

 

[Extern]

Idk why having 50 sexdolls in her house is ok but banging a prosti is a step too far

Brocel your the actual main character of this whole platform, we are all just side characters in the show that is your average life

 

[underballer]

JFL

 

[kapri]

Jesus she is WAYYY more autistic than you, yet she got to reproduce. Stay strong soldier.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Brocel your the actual main character of this whole platform, we are all just side characters in the show that is your average life

 

[Moth]

jacob is not my name its a nickname btw

I'll call you Yakub.

 

[Moth]

 

[Moth]

Brocel your the actual main character of this whole platform, we are all just side characters in the show that is your average life

The incels.is divine comedy.

Divine Comedy - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[psyop]

Your mom said the exact same things as my dad.

Why did you ask your dad jfl?

 

[wereq]

Why did you ask your dad jfl?

Dunno... I usually discuss this stuff with my dad rather than my mom.

 

[psyop]

Dunno... I usually discuss this stuff with my dad rather than my mom.

I meant why not just do it behind his back

 

[wereq]

I meant why not just do it behind his back

My dad used to micro-manage my every move because I have been suicidal for years.

 

[wereq]

High inhib k-selective behavior. This is exactly what my dad is like.

 

[psyop]

My dad used to micro-manage my every move because I have been suicidal for years.

Average curry males life lol. What does the escort market even look like in Mumbai? I’ve heard there’s strips like pakistans heera mindi where hookers be waiting on the street and there’s noodlewhore massage parlors everywhere

 

[psyop]

I usually discuss this stuff with my dad

Wish I could talk about stuff like this with mine

 

[wereq]

What does the escort market even look like in Mumbai?

God I don't even want to know! I only entertained the possibility of that stuff back then because I was more hopeful, naive, and still trying at life.

 

[Takeyami1987]

Thats why I plan to go to thailand to try escorts, theyre way more attractive there, cheaper and im far away from my family

 

[FastBlast]

Nigga, why are you discussing this shit with your mom? Just fucking book a hotel room and hire an escort. Tell your mom you're going to see a movie or make something else up. Buy condoms and use them to protect yourself from STIs. It's not that complicated

 

[rcnfive]

Giving her disease

first thing i heard lmao

 

[rcnfive]

meanwhile i browse tryst and am too much of a pussy to go thru with it cuz i trust nobody

 

[Todd Thundercock]

She's gaslighting you. Sex right after meeting is common.

 

[Leblid]

 

[gluttony]

Can't lie though, your mom is kinda right don't fuck these whores while you still live with her also they really aren't worth your money.

I wanna try escortmaxxing but just looking at the prices they charge is just Bullshit. 30 minutes of sex is 50 bucks or 100 with a hot one where a guy with his girlfriend can fuck for hours for free.

Unless I go to some thirdworld country like thailand or something that shit is just too fucking expensive to be worth it. Not a single one I found was cheap even if it's in-call.

 

[jnoob60]

Jesus she is WAYYY more autistic than you, yet she got to reproduce. Stay strong soldier.

Dude its like we aren't allowed to have sex but they got to through

 

[jnoob60]

Nigga, why are you discussing this shit with your mom? Just fucking book a hotel room and hire an escort. Tell your mom you're going to see a movie or make something else up. Buy condoms and use them to protect yourself from STIs. It's not that complicated

I wouldn't have told my mother nothing

 

[gluttony]

Nigga, why are you discussing this shit with your mom? Just fucking book a hotel room and hire an escort. Tell your mom you're going to see a movie or make something else up. Buy condoms and use them to protect yourself from STIs. It's not that complicated

or just this to be honest

 

[ThePornographer]

Bro for the love of God and everything on earth please send all the video of you and your familly speaking to a producer and launch the first incel tv reality show.

It's pure comedy gold.

 

[ThePornographer]

But your mother is right you know, prostitute is only good to fuck and most of them are nasty whore not worth your money, you might get really disapointed and very sad afterward.

 

[FastBlast]

Unless I go to some thirdworld country like thailand or something that shit is just too fucking expensive to be worth it. Not a single one I found was cheap even if it's in-call

When you factor in the cost of a round trip plane ticket and other travel expenses, SEAmaxxing is actually way more expensive than escortmaxxing in the West. It's only worth it if you plan on staying for a few weeks and fucking dozens of foids, like 3 new whores every single day. That would be an incel's dream come true

But really, I think the ultimate solution is to be patient and wait for AI sex robots. Save your money so you can afford one once they come out. Maybe escortmaxx or SEAmaxx once or twice just so you can say you tried it and lose any fomo you may have

 

[DCI Gene Hunt]

Say you're going to Burger King

 

[Deep.Nest]

You should be nicer to your mom