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One of the only incelmaking traits I don't have.

Sorry guys, but it makes me less suicidal for a while to read how would-be slayers' penises are so small that they're afraid to take their pants off with a girl:

[font=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Tips for the first time?[size=x-small]A Question (self.smalldickproblems)
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[font=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=small]This might be against the rules because I’m [/size]17 [size=small]but here it is: I’ve gone to 5-10 parties since the start of the school year and at 2 I’ve gotten to a bedroom with this girl I had been flirting with for a few weeks. We were about to do it and I decided that I didn’t want to show her my small penis (I think it’s about 3.75-4.25 in.) I made up an excuse and drove home immediately. It happened a second time with another girl when she asked if I wanted to do it and I said no. I’m sure plenty of y’all know how brutal high school can be. I’m scared to do it not because it’s small but because I’m afraid she won’t like it and will tell everyone. Any tips on how to make her enjoy it?[/size]
[size=small]Also I do not feel pressured into this. I want to have sex and I am ready. Just letting y’all know because that will probably come up that I’m too young[/size]
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[font=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Well I did date a girl for 7 1/2 months and I was way too scared to do anything[/font]

This 17 yo would be more sexually experienced than me, despite me being way older than him, were it not for his small dick.

Like my IPD, a small dick is incurable. An average one can be stretched but a small one is fuckedville, ogre city, a wrap.

I feel their pain cuz my midface is incurable too.

Does anyone else cope in a similar way?
 
potentially the most copest of copes
 
I have a big dick but probably ED.
 
A hydraulic press can fix our long midfaces.
 
Twisted said:
Box osteotomy can cure your IPD although it’s dangerous

He can just get an extender and then get implants in his dick. Much less of a death sentence than a long midface

Most surgeons would only do it on TreacherCollins and Crouzons sufferers.

If I were 17, I'd consider it.
 
tfw when both midface and small cock
 
Twisted said:
I’m 18 so should I consider it? What’s the difference in getting it young?

Also, why isn’t zyros on your list?

Because I would get mileage out of it. There is no point getting life-risking, blindness-risking surgery if your age is always gonna be part of why you're incel. Also, big surgery: box ost, BSSO, doublejaw, all take a long time to set up, esp if you're poor like me and don't have rich mummy and daddy bankrolling it. By the time the finding the right surgeon and consultations for box ost are over, I'd have lost another year, and I don't have many left to lose.

Zyros is a different kind of fraudulent poster. He posts here out of ego rather than BDD like the guys in my list (and you). Him being in my list would give him a boner cuz it's more attention.
 

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