I probably have children, but i am still incel

[Bone Tomahawk]

One time in 2015 i was skipping class,which i did frequently,as did others, as it was a shit high school-college where i wasted 4 years doing nothing,and i would often go for a few hours into the forest and just wander around the woods while my parent thinks im at school. Anyway i did this about a hundred times and one time i felt the need to jerk off. And so i did it while standing in front of ant mound and came right on top of it. To this day i wonder if i might have created a new civilization of half human half ants. I hope one day they will rise

 

[Hexagon77]

You killed a few bugs with your load bro nothing special

 

[PersonaPimp]

 

[Bone Tomahawk]

You killed a few bugs with your load bro nothing special

What makes you say that?

 

[copemaxx9002]

You killed a few bugs with your load bro nothing special

thats what they want u to think. wait till the ant humanoid new world order comes into fruition. you wont be laughing then.

 

[lonelysince2006]

You are not the first...

I coomed on a fruit fly and it drowned im my coom

A few days ago I made the mistake of throwing away an eaten apple core in the trash can of my room. I usually take stuff that can rot and attract bugs to the kitchen trash but I got lazy this time. Well turns out a fruit fly got to it and laid her eggs in it. Now I have an infestation with 20+...

incels.is

 

[Bone Tomahawk]

You are not the first...

I coomed on a fruit fly and it drowned im my coom

A few days ago I made the mistake of throwing away an eaten apple core in the trash can of my room. I usually take stuff that can rot and attract bugs to the kitchen trash but I got lazy this time. Well turns out a fruit fly got to it and laid her eggs in it. Now I have an infestation with 20+...

incels.is

I hate these motherfuckers.I think they are the ones who bite me from time to time. when i leave food bits for too long in my room. i also have mice running over me as i sleep on the floor , but i dont mind rodents

 

[Bone Tomahawk]

You are not the first...

I coomed on a fruit fly and it drowned im my coom

A few days ago I made the mistake of throwing away an eaten apple core in the trash can of my room. I usually take stuff that can rot and attract bugs to the kitchen trash but I got lazy this time. Well turns out a fruit fly got to it and laid her eggs in it. Now I have an infestation with 20+...

incels.is

Also when i leave open piss bottles they fly in them and drown. One time i did have a lot of fruit flies when i left an unfinished beer can open for two weeks or so. When i poured that shit in the sink there were more drowned fruit flies than liquid

 

[Hexagon77]

What makes you say that?

You need to stick your dick fully into the ant hill to reproduce with them. Simple science, learned it from bill gates.

 

[Bone Tomahawk]

You need to stick your dick fully into the ant hill to reproduce with them. Simple science, learned it from bill gates.

They might crawl in the dickhole though.But there are pros and cons to everything.Then i can shoot ants out of my dick.

 

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[lonelysince2006]

I hate these motherfuckers.I think they are the ones who bite me from time to time. when i leave food bits for too long in my room. i also have mice running over me as i sleep on the floor , but i dont mind rodents

You should try capturing them in glass cups and putting them together.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Had a laugh reading this ngl

 

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