LifeFuel I plan on becoming a sperm donor in the future

[HeebJesus]

If I don't get laid by the time I'm 25, I'm going to donate my sperm to a sperm bank and carry on my bloodline that way. I wish that I could somehow see the baby when it comes out and get to pick who gets it, but that might just be unrealistic. But I do know one thing is that I'm definitely not going to be fucking some filthy used up streetwalker because I definitely don't want to get disease and because it's illegal where I live. Anyone else?

 

[Copemaxx]

first porn..then sperm donation...jfl @ all these copes dude

 

[Deleted member 25274]

lol they probably won’t accept you

 

[HeebJesus]

first porn..then sperm donation...jfl @ all these copes dude

I'm trying to find ways to cheat my inceldom. It's gonna happen someway.

 

[Animecel2D]

lol they probably won’t accept you

 

[Genetic Dead End]

If you're not at least a NW0, blue-eyed, 6ft+, clear skinned chadlite no foid will take your sperm, even if you donate it.

 

[UselesseatER]

This cope is so obviously unrealistic it's not even comforting to have imo.

first porn..then sperm donation...jfl @ all these copes dude

 

[Speedloader]

If you're not at least a NW0, blue-eyed, 6ft+, clear skinned chadlite no foid will take your sperm, even if you donate it.

 

[Deleted member 19079]

If you're not at least a NW0, blue-eyed, 6ft+, clear skinned chadlite no foid will take your sperm, even if you donate it.

 

[MaxZM98]

i tried to do this. twice. they reject like 90% of applicants. chances are it won't work out for you.

 

[FUCKITALLREEE]

If you're not at least a NW0, blue-eyed, 6ft+, clear skinned chadlite no foid will take your sperm, even if you donate it.

 

[HeebJesus]

i tried to do this. twice. they reject like 90% of applicants. chances are it won't work out for you.

It's over.

 

[modern_grendel]

Many sperm banks offer women a headshot of the donor along with the profile...

 

[Deleted member 24081]

 

[sadtardcel]

this shit funny hehe

 

[nihility]

If you're not at least a NW0, blue-eyed, 6ft+, clear skinned chadlite no foid will take your sperm, even if you donate it.

 

[Deleted member 21514]

They won't accept u bc ur ugly

 

[TINMAN]

Sperm donation clinics will refuse you if you are ugly or short.

They literally have a clause in their applications that their representative (who is always a roastie) can refuse you without needing a reason.

 

[Incellectual]

lol they probably won’t accept you

If you're not at least a NW0, blue-eyed, 6ft+, clear skinned chadlite no foid will take your sperm, even if you donate it.

 

[Deleted member 20536]

Take a look at the descriptions of the donors

 

[thebuddhacel]

Stop trying to create more sufferers.

 

[Hate_my_life]

If you're not at least a NW0, blue-eyed, 6ft+, clear skinned chadlite no foid will take your sperm, even if you donate it.

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

They reject over 90% of candidates almost immediately, and even if they do accept you the chances that some lady will choose your sperm when she sees pictures of your face are next to zero percent.

You cant even begin the process unless you are over 5 foot 9, have no health problems and no family history of health problems, and are NT enough to make it through the process

Its not over. It never began

 

[Deleted member 21908]

I plan on dying in the future

 

[zangano1]

Really?

 

[Numb]

first porn..then sperm donation...jfl @ all these copes dude

tbh

 

[Whisper of Sadness]

Never knew how based sperm clinics were. Thank god we need to get rid of the subhumans not create more. OP you're a joke.

 

[Yerberito]

I never think in being one

 

[FlamingCel]

lol they probably won’t accept you