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I placed a bet on Starmer quitting before April, I'll probably kill myself if it doesn't happen.

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I got 9-10 odds. £200, so I'll get back almost £2k. It probably won't happen, but there's a lot of noise and pressure on him at the moment, so they seemed good odds. I'm so annoyed with myself because I had a nice £5k bank a fortnight ago, which I gambled down to £1k. I only get £600 neetbux monthly, so now I'm poor for months. That £5k enabled me to indulge my copes in a way I've never been able to before, and not have to worry about money. I hate myself so much. I know gambling is retarded and illogical, but when you're deeply suicidal, it's hard not to be destructive.
 
brutal man it might happen tho.
 
brutal man it might happen tho.
I'm hoping. According to the news, it might. But I don't know politics that well. The lowest odds are for him to leave between April-September. Apparently there are local elections in May and he might leave if they're bad.
 
Great men fallacy tbh don’t get your hopes up

If Kier Starmer goes another goy will take his place
 
Starmer The Great will remain on the British throne.
 
Great men fallacy tbh don’t get your hopes up

If Kier Starmer goes another goy will take his place
I just need to hope there are some more Epstein leaks revealing Starmer drank the blood of children
 
9/10 odds means you'd receive £380, not £2000
 
Betfair Exchange. You get the best odds on exchanges. Idk if you have them in Yankland.
Good bet at those odds, I think 5/1 is too little because they have no one to replace him with
 
Good bet at those odds, I think 5/1 is too little because they have no one to replace him with
Yeah, I've actually got good at finding good odds, especially on football. You can find crazy good odds on the exchange. eg. I just got 50.0 odds on Gruev to score for Leeds tonight. If I wasn't such a retard and gambled away my bank, I could make a good living out of this.

But yeah, the main contenders are Rayner and Burnham. Rayner is currently being investigated for her tax wrongdoings and Burnham isn't an MP atm so can't be leader. It just seems to be a few no-names who have come out against him, all the big hitters are supporting him.
 
Yeah, I've actually got good at finding good odds, especially on football. You can find crazy good odds on the exchange. eg. I just got 50.0 odds on Gruev to score for Leeds tonight. If I wasn't such a retard and gambled away my bank, I could make a good living out of this.

But yeah, the main contenders are Rayner and Burnham. Rayner is currently being investigated for her tax wrongdoings and Burnham isn't an MP atm so can't be leader. It just seems to be a few no-names who have come out against him, all the big hitters are supporting him.
Can't you just do arbitrage?

When you catch the high odds, bet on the opposite outcome on another exchange
 
Can't you just do arbitrage?

When you catch the high odds, bet on the opposite outcome on another exchange
aren't the odds of him NOT quitting better, on any exchange?
 
Please stop gambling. It's retarded.
 
Can't you just do arbitrage?

When you catch the high odds, bet on the opposite outcome on another exchange
Probably. But you need a fat bank to do that. And it doesn't really make any difference, long term-- you make the same amount of money.
 
Pissing away your PIP.
 
Be destructive with alcohol instead if you must.
 
Wankier will be replaced by Burnham
 
Cuck Startmer that lets his white country get raped by arabs
 
teach me this goy or get sacrificed to epsteins altar
Charlie Kirk GIF
Message me if you want. I just use an odds comparison site, it's not rocket surgery. The best odds are usually just before matches kick off. Player goals and cards are mainly what I bet on. Also exploit promotions. I had a good night tonight, made about £100 on tonight's footy matches.
 
Get the rope ready because im willing to bet he isnt going unfortunately
 
I got 9-10 odds. £200, so I'll get back almost £2k. It probably won't happen, but there's a lot of noise and pressure on him at the moment, so they seemed good odds. I'm so annoyed with myself because I had a nice £5k bank a fortnight ago, which I gambled down to £1k. I only get £600 neetbux monthly, so now I'm poor for months. That £5k enabled me to indulge my copes in a way I've never been able to before, and not have to worry about money. I hate myself so much. I know gambling is retarded and illogical, but when you're deeply suicidal, it's hard not to be destructive.
 

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You could always take him out yourself if your that desperate
 
I got 9-10 odds. £200, so I'll get back almost £2k. It probably won't happen, but there's a lot of noise and pressure on him at the moment, so they seemed good odds. I'm so annoyed with myself because I had a nice £5k bank a fortnight ago, which I gambled down to £1k. I only get £600 neetbux monthly, so now I'm poor for months. That £5k enabled me to indulge my copes in a way I've never been able to before, and not have to worry about money. I hate myself so much. I know gambling is retarded and illogical, but when you're deeply suicidal, it's hard not to be destructive.
Its kinda over for you.
 
You could always take him out yourself if your that desperate
That would actually be a funny way to get rich. Place a huge bet on it and then kill him.
 
I got 9-10 odds. £200, so I'll get back almost £2k. It probably won't happen, but there's a lot of noise and pressure on him at the moment, so they seemed good odds. I'm so annoyed with myself because I had a nice £5k bank a fortnight ago, which I gambled down to £1k. I only get £600 neetbux monthly, so now I'm poor for months. That £5k enabled me to indulge my copes in a way I've never been able to before, and not have to worry about money. I hate myself so much. I know gambling is retarded and illogical, but when you're deeply suicidal, it's hard not to be destructive.
Keep dreaming, he isn't gonna leave
 
Monitor the odds, he won't step down, he already said it, but the odds can change due to bots or anything, so you still have a chance to sell the position at a profit or at least without a loss
 
Monitor the odds, he won't step down, he already said it, but the odds can change due to bots or anything, so you still have a chance to sell the position at a profit or at least without a loss
The odds are up to 30 lol. But it's okay, I've had some wins and got my bank back up to £1600. So I'll have £2200-£2500 in 3 weeks. It's enough to cope on for a few months.
 

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