LifeFuel I passed the police exam

[Michael15651]

Follow up to last nights post

Went in this morning, did the fitness test, ending up passing but puking in the trash after JFL

The drill sergeant asked, “are you okay?”

I was in the middle of puking and I was like, “did I pass?”

He was like, “yeah you passed man, good job”

53 pushups, 10 minute 2 mile run, and 47 pull-ups

After did the psychological exam and passed that, followed by the written test testing my moral character and passed that.

In a week I have the oral board where 4 police sergeants will sit me down and ask me a shit ton of questions and try to break me, followed by a lie detector test

Once that’s done I’m cleared to go to the academy

Fuck yeah, I’m so proud of myself

 

[Animecel2D]

good shit man. congrats

 

[Sloth]

Congrats

 

[Starfish]

"Do you own an account on Incels.is?"

 

[Anarcho Nihilist]

Follow up to last nights post

Went in this morning, did the fitness test, ending up passing but puking in the trash after JFL

The drill sergeant asked, “are you okay?”

I was in the middle of puking and I was like, “did I pass?”

He was like, “yeah you passed man, good job”

53 pushups, 10 minute 2 mile run, and 47 pull-ups

After did the psychological exam and passed that, followed by the written test testing my moral character and passed that.

In a week I have the oral board where 4 police sergeants will sit me down and ask me a shit ton of questions and try to break me, followed by a lie detector test

Once that’s done I’m cleared to go to the academy

Fuck yeah, I’m so proud of myself

Great, congratulations!

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

Sorry boyo we have to ban you now

 

[Moroccancel]

May some niggers shoot you while on patrol, ZOGbot. In videogame.

 

[Efiliste]

Congrats, brocel

 

[cripplecel]

Nice bro

 

[Grodd]

When you`re a police officer make sure to be really harsh to foids

 

[Trident]

 

[sulpuda]

congrats bro

 

[Limitcel]

Are you going to arrest incels?

 

[KING NOTHING]

They don't test you for roids?

 

[Michael15651]

good shit man. congrats

Congrats

Congrats, brocel

Nice bro

congrats bro

Thanks brocels

Sorry boyo we have to ban you now

Once I get cleared for the academy I’ll deactivate my account

They don't test you for roids?

It’s funny one dude asked if they care about steroids and the sergeant just smiled and kinda brushed it off. (I have family in the state police and most guys on the force are on TRT at the least)

The test didn’t even ask. It was concerned about “Cocaine, marijuana, heroin…” basically any illegal substance. Having high testosterone levels isn’t really a crime

 

[Sloth]

Thanks brocels



Once I get cleared for the academy I’ll deactivate my account



It’s funny one dude asked if they care about steroids and the sergeant just smiled and kinda brushed it off.

The test didn’t even ask. It was concerned about “Cocaine, marijuana, heroin…” basically any illegal substance. Having high testosterone levels isn’t really a crime

No problem

 

[UglyDumbass]

Follow up to last nights post

Went in this morning, did the fitness test, ending up passing but puking in the trash after JFL

The drill sergeant asked, “are you okay?”

I was in the middle of puking and I was like, “did I pass?”

He was like, “yeah you passed man, good job”

53 pushups, 10 minute 2 mile run, and 47 pull-ups

After did the psychological exam and passed that, followed by the written test testing my moral character and passed that.

In a week I have the oral board where 4 police sergeants will sit me down and ask me a shit ton of questions and try to break me, followed by a lie detector test

Once that’s done I’m cleared to go to the academy

Fuck yeah, I’m so proud of myself

we all need to go to the same police area so we can all take over it

 

[Karakol96]

May some niggers shoot you while on patrol, ZOGbot. In videogame.

 

[clocked]

Congrats, Officer

 

[Morphine]

 

[Texas.Kansas92]

Follow up to last nights post

Went in this morning, did the fitness test, ending up passing but puking in the trash after JFL

The drill sergeant asked, “are you okay?”

I was in the middle of puking and I was like, “did I pass?”

He was like, “yeah you passed man, good job”

53 pushups, 10 minute 2 mile run, and 47 pull-ups

After did the psychological exam and passed that, followed by the written test testing my moral character and passed that.

In a week I have the oral board where 4 police sergeants will sit me down and ask me a shit ton of questions and try to break me, followed by a lie detector test

Once that’s done I’m cleared to go to the academy

Fuck yeah, I’m so proud of myself

Good job

 

[deleted fren]

Incel cop

 

[Sanega Salt Nigga]

"Do you own an account on Incels.is?"

Me explaining to the sergeant on that:

 

[copemaxx9002]

Based we need more incel cops to arrest foids

 

[Obanchito]

Me explaining to the sergeant on that:
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Saar please exempt me from your Pajeet hunt as a cop if I have to visit your country in the future

 

[Acorn]

Congrats fed, now use your position to grope foids while patting them down

 

[Corvus]

During the polygraph, did they ask about how you got robbed by a prostitute?

 

[WombtoPrisonPlanet]

Saar please exempt me from your Pajeet hunt as a cop if I have to visit your country in the future

 

[WombtoPrisonPlanet]

Congrats fed, now use your position to grope foids while patting them down

Free sex from prostitutes

 

[Pesttanz]

Use your Police status to abuse normies

 

[Deadbabies]

Based we need more incel cops to arrest foids

being a cop is considerable job i think but i doubt id pull it off (Also have bad history with them)
id rather work in a morgue

 

[Deadbabies]

Based we need more incel cops to arrest foids

 

[Deadbabies]

this but i dont wanna see their aah faces ascend while doing the job tho

 

[copemaxx9002]

being a cop is considerable job i think but i doubt id pull it off (Also have bad history with them)
id rather work in a morgue

It's for chads

 

[Deadbabies]

Sorry boyo we have to ban you now

It's for chads

 

[Ghost]

Good job. Now give those chads and foids a hard time when you pull them over. Bully them with your badge

 

[Deadbabies]

Are you going to arrest incels?

wasnt this one banned recently

 

[bonedigger06]

Saar please exempt me from your Pajeet hunt as a cop if I have to visit your country in the future

ALL PAJEETS SHOULD BE PURGED FOR THEIR CURRYNESS jfl.

 

[Limitcel]

wasnt this one banned recently

no proofs that i am a women
bc im not

 

[Deadbabies]

no proofs that i am a women
bc im not

sus

 

[Incline]

no proofs that i am a women
bc im not

unironically sounds like foid

 

[CrackingYs]

Beats NEET/LDAR life, plus you might get to shoot niggers.

 

[Limitcel]

unironically sounds like foid

It's because you think I am, because of my profile picture and rumors, that's why they thought I was a woman, it was literally a few hours after I put up that profile picture
maybe something in the subconscious + the desperation for female attention

also I write with google translate, I'm acculturated in relation to the writing styles of the English language

 

[Incline]

It's because you think I am, because of my profile picture and rumors, that's why they thought I was a woman, it was literally a few hours after I put up that profile picture
maybe something in the subconscious + the desperation for female attention

also I write with google translate, I'm acculturated in relation to the writing styles of the English language

ok