Serious I need a goddamn bubu in my life

[nice_try]

I need a bubu in my life. I want a bubu in my life.
A bubu would make me a better person.
A bubu would give me something to care about.
I would be the best version of myself for my bubu.

I want to grab a bubu, hug a bubu, slap a bubus ass and then we'd laugh it off.
We would cook together, laugh together, cuddle together, share life together.
Fuck, I want a bubu so bad.

Life without a bubu isn't worth living.
Having a bubu is the meaning of life.

Everybody would look at me and say "Damn, look at nice_try and his bubu, she's fine, nice_try is a hell of a guy"
I would go and meet my bubus parents and her parents would say "Damn bubu, that's a proper guy you got yourself, well done"
And I would talk to the parents of my bubu and they would like that their bubu found a perfect boyfriend and they would be happy and I would be happy and bubu would be happy and everybody would be happy and life would be pure bliss.

FUUUUUUUUCK. I. need. a. BUBU

 

[DespressedCurryCel1]

Who/What/When/Where/Why

 

[nice_try]

I would take my bubu and drive her to nice places in my expensive sports car and we would eat out in fancy restaurants and we would come home and cuddle.

 

[Med Amine]

Who/What/When/Where/Why

he just needs a bubu

 

[seikko]

huh

 

[VitaminS]

Ok

 

[Antifem Lord]

No bubu for your face

 

[crvkek]

bubu is not a bed of roses. bubu gonna get bored and leave you if you could even get her.

 

[PersonalityChimp]

Brutal bubupill

 

[JayGoptri]

I need a bubu in my life. I want a bubu in my life.
A bubu would make me a better person.
A bubu would give me something to care about.
I would be the best version of myself for my bubu.

I want to grab a bubu, hug a bubu, slap a bubus ass and then we'd laugh it off.
We would cook together, laugh together, cuddle together, share life together.
Fuck, I want a bubu so bad.

Life without a bubu isn't worth living.
Having a bubu is the meaning of life.

Everybody would look at me and say "Damn, look at nice_try and his bubu, she's fine, nice_try is a hell of a guy"
I would go and meet my bubus parents and her parents would say "Damn bubu, that's a proper guy you got yourself, well done"
And I would talk to the parents of my bubu and they would like that their bubu found a perfect boyfriend and they would be happy and I would be happy and bubu would be happy and everybody would be happy and life would be pure bliss.

FUUUUUUUUCK. I. need. a. BUBU

Jesus Christ. This is scary as shit. Now I understand how right I was before.

 

[Cletus Longthing]

Bubu deez nutz niggER

 

[The Abyss]

What about a hoo-ha honey honey

 

[BarrelStuffer]

This man is 42 years old talking about bubus

 

[nice_try]

What about a hoo-ha honey honey

yes please

This man is 42 years old talking about bubus

not true
you're lucky Fat Link isn't here anymore, he would've gotten you 90% warning level for "misinformation"

 

[Antifem Lord]

This man is 42 years old talking about bubus

 

[BarrelStuffer]

"misinformation"

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

 

[Izayacel]

 

[PersonalityChimp]

What is a bubu?

 

[currycel⁰]

No bubu for your face