I might go to jail

[Clavicus Vile]

I’m kinda worried about the hole in the wall from when I punched it yesterday, I’m assuming my parents will try to fix it on their own with some dry wall repair shit or something.

But if the landlord finds out I don’t know how she’d react. I don’t understand what’s to be so angry about though. I mean she’s a fucking landlord, she owns property. Her life is 10x better than mine and she has more money than my family combined, she can easily get this little hole patched up. But I’m never gonna get to patch up her hole with my dick, yeah I’d smash her. I’d put a hole in her wall .

While I rot eating shit food everyday in an awful run down house, she’s probably out there experiencing all kinds of luxuries. But if she finds out and decides to send me to jail over it then there’s nothing I can do.

 

[Regenerator]

Get a good lawyer. Vandalism charges usually don't have that harsh of a sentence.

 

[Trident]

she’s probably out there experiencing all kinds of luxuries.

Not true, people who own are slaves, they're treated worse than Kulaks under the Soviets. A man who rents not only has freedom of mobility but he is an Aristocrat treated better than Kings and Emperors.

 

[gluttony]

Can you try and just plug it with steel wool and silicon?

Just say that some rodent made that hole or something.

 

[nico]

Not true, people who own are slaves, they're treated worse than Kulaks under the Soviets. A man who rents not only has freedom of mobility but he is an Aristocrat treated better than Kings and Emperors.

she's a landlord so she's literally the king of this empire

 

[Trident]

she's a landlord so she's literally the king of this empire

she is a slave

 

[Leon98]

Clavicus Vile your life is the sequel to the Shawshank Redemption except you go to jail for sniffing women’s asses and punching holes in walls. @Clavicus Vile