be me
24 year old .is user
finally get home after 4 hours of fortnite
all I want is microwave burrito and quiet
room smells suspiciously herbal
see foid roommate on couch
she got into my stash again
“bro it’s just weed chill”
mfw she says “bro” with zero irony
tell her that was limited edition dispensary gas
she laughs and says it all smells the same
instant psychic damage
arguing escalates over who bought it
she waves last nug around like trophy
slap it out of her hand
nug flies across room in slow motion
both of us dive like it’s the Super Bowl
cat gets there first
cat now running around with $40 nug in mouth
entire apartment becomes live-action boss battle
neighbors pounding on wall
foid yelling at me
I’m yelling at cat
cat has no allegiance to either side
finally recover soggy weed
both sit in silence
realize we just destroyed living room over plant
mfw cat was the real winner all along
tfw no peaceful smoke session
tfw outsmarted by orange cat again
24 year old .is user
finally get home after 4 hours of fortnite
all I want is microwave burrito and quiet
room smells suspiciously herbal
see foid roommate on couch
she got into my stash again
“bro it’s just weed chill”
mfw she says “bro” with zero irony
tell her that was limited edition dispensary gas
she laughs and says it all smells the same
instant psychic damage
arguing escalates over who bought it
she waves last nug around like trophy
slap it out of her hand
nug flies across room in slow motion
both of us dive like it’s the Super Bowl
cat gets there first
cat now running around with $40 nug in mouth
entire apartment becomes live-action boss battle
neighbors pounding on wall
foid yelling at me
I’m yelling at cat
cat has no allegiance to either side
finally recover soggy weed
both sit in silence
realize we just destroyed living room over plant
mfw cat was the real winner all along
tfw no peaceful smoke session
tfw outsmarted by orange cat again
