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[suicidecase]

So I've been idly gambling for the last 18 months. Basically as a replacement for selling my PS4. Both with real money and on free play. I've particularly been spending a lot of time fucking around on free play slots sites, experimenting with various slot games. It might sound like a fool's errand trying to beat these games, and I thought so too. But I've found one or two that seem really promising. This one particular game I've been trialling hard the last couple of weeks. I must have done 250,000 spins on it (it's not much effort, as you can do auto turbo spins), and I keep coming out with profit. Simply by varying my stake. Gradually increasing it when I'm losing, reducing it it a little after a decent win and reducing it a lot (or resetting) after a big win (which occur at a somewhat predictable rate).

The RTP is 96% for every 1000 spins (an average). So you only need a 5% edge for profit. I alter my stake after every 250 games (or after a big win). A 5% edge only means that, for example, you increase a £1 stake by 5p. So, if you do 500 spins and come out with a, say, 50% loss, you increase your stake to £1.50 for the remaining 500 spins, your odds of a profit are good. The keys are to a) mitigate your big losses, and b) have enough stake money to cover your losses.

I need to save up £10k to test this for real. If it replicates my free play testing, it will mean at least hundreds of pounds profit per day. The problem is that I know gambling sites are unscrupulous as fuck, so the real games are not the same as the free play games, and they have numerous methods in place to prevent you winning.

 

[Cryotron]

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[nice_try]

most intelligent incels.is user

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Don’t even bother

 

[GeckoBus]

So I've been idly gambling for the last 18 months. Basically as a replacement for selling my PS4. Both with real money and on free play. I've particularly been spending a lot of time fucking around on free play slots sites, experimenting with various slot games. It might sound like a fool's errand trying to beat these games, and I thought so too. But I've found one or two that seem really promising. This one particular game I've been trialling hard the last couple of weeks. I must have done 250,000 spins on it (it's not much effort, as you can do auto turbo spins), and I keep coming out with profit. Simply by varying my stake. Gradually increasing it when I'm losing, reducing it it a little after a decent win and reducing it a lot (or resetting) after a big win (which occur at a somewhat predictable rate).

The RTP is 96% for every 1000 spins (an average). So you only need a 5% edge for profit. I alter my stake after every 250 games (or after a big win). A 5% edge only means that, for example, you increase a £1 stake by 5p. So, if you do 500 spins and come out with a, say, 50% loss, you increase your stake to £1.50 for the remaining 500 spins, your odds of a profit are good. The keys are to a) mitigate your big losses, and b) have enough stake money to cover your losses.

I need to save up £10k to test this for real. If it replicates my free play testing, it will mean at least hundreds of pounds profit per day. The problem is that I know gambling sites are unscrupulous as fuck, so the real games are not the same as the free play games, and they have numerous methods in place to prevent you winning.

tbh you are just using martingale method. It works yes, the issue is that all real casions limit the bet size. Given that the method you are describing requires exponentially bigger bets each time you loose, you hit the stop-out or casino bet-limit really quickly. This is why it works when you test it in a simulator but not in real life.

 

[GeckoBus]

Don’t even bother

this
dont think you are the first to think of something like this. It's crack head logic.
I've done it myself and I lost a years worth of savings on shit like this. Not gambling but day trading.
It's not worth it, the casinos know the game, they have seen 1000s of idiots like you try their little crackhead strats, it will not work.

 

[Darth Aries]

gambling

 

[suicidecase]

tbh you are just using martingale method.

A variation on it. Certainly not doubling stakes after losses, much more conservative than that. Increasing the stake by a small amount after 250 spins of losses. I experimented with the martingale method on Blackjack and it didn't work. You can do a variation of it on roulette and it works pretty well (increasing your stake until you win, then resetting).

It works yes, the issue is that all real casions limit the bet size. Given that the method you are describing requires exponentially bigger bets each time you loose, you hit the stop-out or casino bet-limit really quickly.

I'm not talking about betting big. There's plenty of leeway for stake alteration. eg. 10p-£10 with 16 different bet sizes.

 

[suicidecase]

dont think you are the first to think of something like this.

I don't.

It's not worth it, the casinos know the game, they have seen 1000s of idiots like you try their little crackhead strats, it will not work.

True and untrue. There are winners and losers. Matched betting has been taking money from gambling sites for years and years, and they don't care that much because they're still making profit. So long as 51% of people lose, they're happy.

I'm going to do it alongside getting a proper job and creating a proper business. It's not high risk and I have nothing to lose. My life is in ruins anyway.

 

[suicidecase]

how to go broke guide

More fool you, I'm already broke.

 

[Cryotron]

More fool you, I'm already broke.

stop wasting your money, your gambling addiction makes things even worse.

 

[BuFFooN]

 

[suicidecase]

stop wasting your money, your gambling addiction makes things even worse.

Why? What else am I going to spend my money on? I get about £5k/year and don't leave the house. There's nothing better to spend it on than trying to get rich.

 

[Cryotron]

There's nothing better to spend it on than trying to get rich.

i would just keep the money instead of giving them off to gambling sites. Those who rule this business are not fools and they know how to make sure that they always stay in profit and millions of guys like you lose money and go broke.

 

[suicidecase]

i would just keep the money instead of giving them off to gambling sites. Those who rule this business are not fools and they know how to make sure that they always stay in profit and millions of guys like you lose money and go broke.

It's just a bit of fun. You don't lose that much money gambling overall, unless you're stupid (and have lots of money to lose). The profit margins for gambling sites are pretty small, and they actively try to stop you losing money (due to regulations). I've been limited on a couple of sites and had one give me a therapy session over chat lol.

 

[Cryotron]

It's just a bit of fun.

main problem

You don't lose that much money gambling overall

count all your losses and wins, so you'll know whether you're in profit or loss

 

[suicidecase]

count all your losses and wins, so you'll know whether you're in profit or loss

I have. Obviously I'm in loss. But I've been betting like an idiot and with no money. I've had good wins but I just keep betting until I lose again. And I'm about break even on sports betting.

 

[frmentalcel]

most intelligent incels.is user

 

[GmeOvr]

I need to save up £10k to test this for real. If it replicates my free play testing, it will mean at least hundreds of pounds profit per day. The problem is that I know gambling sites are unscrupulous as fuck, so the real games are not the same as the free play games, and they have numerous methods in place to prevent you winning.

You can't scam a scam site
Even if you make it big on the site, they will just never let you withdraw your money and keep it for yourself.

 

[failednormie_]

So I've been idly gambling for the last 18 months. Basically as a replacement for selling my PS4. Both with real money and on free play. I've particularly been spending a lot of time fucking around on free play slots sites, experimenting with various slot games. It might sound like a fool's errand trying to beat these games, and I thought so too. But I've found one or two that seem really promising. This one particular game I've been trialling hard the last couple of weeks. I must have done 250,000 spins on it (it's not much effort, as you can do auto turbo spins), and I keep coming out with profit. Simply by varying my stake. Gradually increasing it when I'm losing, reducing it it a little after a decent win and reducing it a lot (or resetting) after a big win (which occur at a somewhat predictable rate).

The RTP is 96% for every 1000 spins (an average). So you only need a 5% edge for profit. I alter my stake after every 250 games (or after a big win). A 5% edge only means that, for example, you increase a £1 stake by 5p. So, if you do 500 spins and come out with a, say, 50% loss, you increase your stake to £1.50 for the remaining 500 spins, your odds of a profit are good. The keys are to a) mitigate your big losses, and b) have enough stake money to cover your losses.

I need to save up £10k to test this for real. If it replicates my free play testing, it will mean at least hundreds of pounds profit per day. The problem is that I know gambling sites are unscrupulous as fuck, so the real games are not the same as the free play games, and they have numerous methods in place to prevent you winning.

Selling your ps4 for money is such a nigger trait

 

[Shigeru Miyamoto]

How does this make any sense lol. Your chances of winning are the same no matter how much you bet, so you'll end up losing in the long run. Maybe try Poker if you wanna make money from gambling. I quite enjoy it (not using irl money tho lel)

If it replicates my free play testing, it will mean at least hundreds of pounds profit per day

Makes me think this is a troll post.

 

[Ellsworth]

Slot machines irl are programmed to make a certain amount of money per hour..

 

[Todd Thundercock]

How does this make any sense lol. Your chances of winning are the same no matter how much you bet, so you'll end up losing in the long run. Maybe try Poker if you wanna make money from gambling. I quite enjoy it (not using irl money tho lel)


Makes me think this is a troll post.

It's the Martingale System. If you win, you quit and take your slight profit. If you lose, you keep betting double until you win and take your slight profit.

This does theoretically always work. But, it requires wasting tons of time and ridiculous discipline to the point it's not worth it.

Of course, gamblers like OP will just burn all their money eventually like 99% of gamblers do.

 

[Shigeru Miyamoto]

It's the Martingale System. If you win, you quit and take your slight profit. If you lose, you keep betting double until you win and take your slight profit.

This does theoretically always work. But, it requires wasting tons of time and ridiculous discipline to the point it's not worth it.

Of course, gamblers like OP will just burn all their money eventually like 99% of gamblers do.

Oh yeah, I've heard of that.

Also OMG I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS TODD *fangirl screams* SIGN MY INCELS.IS ACCOUNT

 

[suicidecase]

You can't scam a scam site
Even if you make it big on the site, they will just never let you withdraw your money and keep it for yourself.

That's illegal, broski. They can make it hard for you to withdraw, they can't steal from you. So long as you're persistent, you get your money eventually. Also, there are hundreds of gambling sites, so you can heavily alternate sites. Meaning you'll lose on some, win on some, and your wins will be spread across multiple sites (meaning they're smaller).

 

[cripplecel]

House always wins

 

[suicidecase]

How does this make any sense lol. Your chances of winning are the same no matter how much you bet, so you'll end up losing in the long run.

Your chances of winning on any given game are not completely independent from your chances of winning from your previous x number of games. If you flip a coin 100 times, the odds of you flipping heads between 40-60 times are not the same as flipping heads 80-90 times. Meaning that if you've flip a coin 50 times and it's come up tails 40 times, the odds of it coming up heads more than 25 times in the next 50 flips is higher than 50%. This is more true if you do 1000 coin flips. Try it.

I'm also going to do some deeper analysis. Track my overall overall and average RTP, work out the percentage odds of getting each % RTP per 1000 spins etc. So I can work out what my starting stake should be each time. eg. if my percentage return is lower than the average, start with a higher starting stake, and vice versa.

It's just a bit of fun. Even if I can mitigate my losses and maintain a small loss over hundreds of thousands of spins, that's something. If you can do that on a game with a high top win (which this game does), you're then just waiting to hit the big win, hopefully for a good profit overall (or just a nice profit in the moment).

 

[suicidecase]

It's the Martingale System. If you win, you quit and take your slight profit. If you lose, you keep betting double until you win and take your slight profit.

It's a riff on the Martingale system. But there's a huge difference between doubling your stake after every loss and incrementally increasing it after losses. Doubling your stake is high risk, you need a large bank and can go bust very easily (I've trialled it on Blackjack). You also make all your money decreasing your stake, which means you have to keep betting after you win. You don't stop after you win, because the first win gives you barely any profit. Which means you start again every time you reduce your stake, and are exposed to going bankrupt after a few losses in a row. It's a shit system.

A better system is applying it to Roulette. Betting on a selection of numbers, and steadily increasing your stake (above the level required to make a profit) until you win.

But I fancy slots. There are thousands of slots machines. There must be a some that are susceptible to some exploitation.

 

[I used to wake up]

Ofc you'll come out with "profits" when they're free spins

 

[Nate Dogg]

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[suicidecase]

Ofc you'll come out with "profits" when they're free spins

It's the same game. I've played lots of games on free play and don't come out with profit, and they function exactly the same way as when playing for money. Although I think some sites may be more scrupulous than others.

 

[suicidecase]

UPDATE:

I lost 50k today. My system may not be fullproof. I need to test the same system but low risk and heavily capped on my max bet and maximum loss. See if it comes out with profit overall.

 

[Saysitsover]

UPDATE:

I lost 50k today. My system may not be fullproof. I need to test the same system but low risk and heavily capped on my max bet and maximum loss. See if it comes out with profit overall.

I want to do this method

 

[suicidecase]

I want to do this method

I just spunked my £220 neetbux money in 4 hours lol (not doing this method).

Do some testing using free play slots, mate. I recommend high RTP (96%) and high velocity. Just make sure to limit losses and risk so you can’t spunk your whole bank in one bad day.

 

[blackraven]

Haven't gambled in casinos, but from what I understand free spins work way differently than normal ones, so I don't understand what's the point of doing all the research anyways

 

[suicidecase]

Haven't gambled in casinos, but from what I understand free spins work way differently than normal ones, so I don't understand what's the point of doing all the research anyways

Free spins are just a bonus round. Most big wins are during bonus rounds. And what you win during bonus rounds fluctuates (obviously).

 

[SociallyStupid]

The one way I reliably made money gambling is using promotions. For example, sometimes there are sport bets promotions where you get a free bet or 5€ when you bet for 5€. Then I sometimes do that and I have made over 50€ in total just from free bets without spending a single penny!

 

[Robb97]

Gradually increasing it when I'm losing, reducing it it a little after a decent win and reducing it a lot (or resetting) after a big win (which occur at a somewhat predictable rate).

So a bit like the martingale strategy

 

[suicidecase]

The one way I reliably made money gambling is using promotions. For example, sometimes there are sport bets promotions where you get a free bet or 5€ when you bet for 5€. Then I sometimes do that and I have made over 50€ in total just from free bets without spending a single penny!

Yeah, that's called Matched Betting. There are sites that help you do that. You used to be able to make upto a grand per month, but now it's supposedly much harder, and you can only make a few hundred.

 

[suicidecase]

So a bit like the martingale strategy

Yes, but for slots.

Tbh the best method is doing sports betting but using something like the Martingale system. I'm going to do this, I know football pretty well and can give myself an edge. Just bet on big odds multipliers, gradually increasing the bet until I get a big win.

 

[kay']

UPDATE:

I lost 50k today. My system may not be fullproof. I need to test the same system but low risk and heavily capped on my max bet and maximum loss. See if it comes out with profit overall.

over

 

[psyop]

UPDATE:

I lost 50k today. My system may not be fullproof. I need to test the same system but low risk and heavily capped on my max bet and maximum loss. See if it comes out with profit overall.

50k GBP??? I’ve taken a few small L’s (under £5k) whilst working on side hustles but something that size would make me lose sleep.

If you’re looking for that gambling buzz, solana pump and dump shitcoins are popping right now. Just put a few quid in some projects and you might get lucky and hit a x30

 

[suicidecase]

50k GBP??? I’ve taken a few small L’s (under £5k) whilst working on side hustles but something that size would make me lose sleep.

If you’re looking for that gambling buzz, solana pump and dump shitcoins are popping right now. Just put a few quid in some projects and you might get lucky and hit a x30

Not real money broski lol. Just testing on free play.

I know nothing about investments or bitcoins. I’d need to do some research before losing money doing that.