NSFW I masturbated over twenty times yesterday

[fuckthisshittyworld]

Fapping isnt fun anymore
Now i just like to rot

 

[Doomedvirgin]

Your shit must have been sore as hell

 

[Skelly]

WTF? were you shooting blanks by the end of it?

 

[Dr. Autismo]

careful, you keep doing that and you'll go blind!

 

[ohlev]

I've never fapped more than 3/4 times a day in my life 20 is fucking insane

 

[Stupid Clown]

Your shit must have been sore as hell

It wasn't.

WTF? were you shooting blanks by the end of it?

No.

careful, you keep doing that and you'll go blind!

Jfl. I used to actually think masturbation caused blindness so I took a few months off when I was a kid.

I've never fapped more than 3/4 times a day in my life 20 is fucking insane

It was something over twenty.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

The pleasure must have been gone after the 3rd or 4th time, anything after that would be more painful than enjoyable

 

[Sans]

How is that even possible? My record for one day is 7, that was four years ago. Nowadays I don't think I could even get five since I'm getting older and losing stamina.

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Jfl. I used to actually think masturbation caused blindness so I took a few months off when I was a kid.

i just remembered that theres this old britbong cartoon my mother used to watch called captain pugwash, and it had a character called master bate!


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMLkBnyZGP8

 

[Stupid Clown]

The pleasure must have been gone after the 3rd or 4th time, anything after that would be more painful than enjoyable

There was no pain. The pleasure was still there.

How is that even possible? My record for one day is 7, that was four years ago. Nowadays I don't think I could even get five since I'm getting older and losing stamina.

I last a few seconds.

i just remembered that theres this old britbong cartoon my mother used to watch called captain pugwash, and it had a character called master bate!


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMLkBnyZGP8

lol

 

[Dr. Autismo]

lol

captain pugwash is pretty well known for giving its characters very suggestive names.

 

[Stupid Clown]

captain pugwash is pretty well known for giving its characters very suggestive names.

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Jfl

 

[antisocialcel]

Brutally based, dopaminemaxx'd

 

[Keulut]

Your dick going to have monster death grip syndrome lol

 

[Wolnir]

Lmao, I'm on dutasteride for hair loss, the drug that people claim made them impotent but I jacked off 7 times today while on it.

 

[Stupid Clown]

Brutally based, dopaminemaxx'd

You have to if you don't want to feel miserable from lust and jealousy.

Lmao, I'm on dutasteride for hair loss, the drug that people claim made them impotent but I jacked off 7 times today while on it.

Based. How did you get it btw? Did you have to pay a doctor to prescribe it to you?

Your dick going to have monster death grip syndrome lol

I don't have it

 

[Emba]

Congratulations!

 

[Keulut]

I don't have it

Blessed

 

[Rabbi Schneerson]

My family was away so I took the opportunity to masturbate repeatedly since I barely get any chances to do so nowadays. I came again and again and again. I lost count of how many times I did so but it must've been over 20. At one point I know I exceeded five times within one hour. Unfortunately, this caused me to have difficulty sleeping because I felt extremely light headed and sore.

These days once I start masturbating I just can't stop. Unlike most men I don't experience the period of feeling completely asexual after orgasm. I continue feeling sexual desire so usually after masturbating once I'll immediately get back into it and go again.

I'd wager I broke my record.

What's funny is that I had a wet dream after masturbating five times before sleep, so I nearly came again while I was dreaming

Most I did was 3 and that was within 24/7 not back to back to back

 

[Wolnir]

Based. How did you get it btw? Did you have to pay a doctor to prescribe it to you?

Yeah I get it prescribed from an online pharmacy, I started off with finasteride but after 4 years I noticed that it was losing efficacy so switched to dut and added minoxidil

 

[solblue]

Patron saint of gooning

 

[Praetorian Kanga]

Goon God tbh