besides the foids just completely ignoring my existence and acting mean, its great
>arrive at work
>get called to ahmed's office (the manager)
>he's bosnian, im serbian
>his family knows my family, we've known eachother since we were kids
>guy is a musclemaxxed, personalitymaxxed islamic chad
this guy will def have 6+ wives later
>spend 2 hours of my 8 hour shift in ahmeds office
>literally everyday
>smoke shitload of cigs and drink about a liter coffee
>i make a joke about my ancestors getting bored and deciding to go on a drunken rape and pilaging spree on his ancestors, tell him we're probably related bc all the raping
>we both start laughing
>ahmed says he can dress me up in a little monkey suit and make me clean the toilets, firing me if i refuse
>we both start laughing even harder
tfw ahmed literally makes your life better
>arrive at work
>get called to ahmed's office (the manager)
>he's bosnian, im serbian
>his family knows my family, we've known eachother since we were kids
>guy is a musclemaxxed, personalitymaxxed islamic chad
this guy will def have 6+ wives later
>spend 2 hours of my 8 hour shift in ahmeds office
>literally everyday
>smoke shitload of cigs and drink about a liter coffee
>i make a joke about my ancestors getting bored and deciding to go on a drunken rape and pilaging spree on his ancestors, tell him we're probably related bc all the raping
>we both start laughing
>ahmed says he can dress me up in a little monkey suit and make me clean the toilets, firing me if i refuse
>we both start laughing even harder
tfw ahmed literally makes your life better
