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LifeFuel I love farting near and on women in public

Reapercel

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This is one of the only ways I can get revenge on women. I begin by eating the food required to create my stinky farts. I normally diner on baked beans, eggs, fish, milk and some veggies. I top this off with some fizz drinks (normally Coca Cola). After a few hours I can feel the gas in my tummy bubbling I decide to go out. I normally choose a supermarket or a drug store as these places normally have a lot of foids. I try to pick pretty foids as my main target. I approach them stealthily as to not draw attention to myself. As I pass by the foid I release my toxic fumes from my ass. There is normally a few seconds delay until they react. They normally crunch their faces in horror, trying to cover their mouth and nose to avoid the fart, but it is too late. Their reactions are pure lifefuel. Seeing them gag on my gas is brilliant. It makes my day. One time this teen whore look at me direct in my eyes and said “WTF creep” I replied “better out than in” than ran away. Anyone else tried this?
 
based stinkmaxxer
 
You possess the necessary qualifications and experience to join the chemical warfare division of I.N.C.E.L.
 
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This fuckass forum, man...
 
Ah the second form of ITbait humiliationposting .
 
Impressive, very nice
 
Whatever you say @Jacob.
 
This is one of the only ways I can get revenge on women. I begin by eating the food required to create my stinky farts. I normally diner on baked beans, eggs, fish, milk and some veggies. I top this off with some fizz drinks (normally Coca Cola). After a few hours I can feel the gas in my tummy bubbling I decide to go out. I normally choose a supermarket or a drug store as these places normally have a lot of foids. I try to pick pretty foids as my main target. I approach them stealthily as to not draw attention to myself. As I pass by the foid I release my toxic fumes from my ass. There is normally a few seconds delay until they react. They normally crunch their faces in horror, trying to cover their mouth and nose to avoid the fart, but it is too late. Their reactions are pure lifefuel. Seeing them gag on my gas is brilliant. It makes my day. One time this teen whore look at me direct in my eyes and said “WTF creep” I replied “better out than in” than ran away. Anyone else tried this?
New idea. Make a machine that directly connects your farts to a mouth hole, then kidnap foids and subjugate them to your incel -ragefueled flatulence.
 
nigga took the skunk pill
 
Consume protein shakes of cheap protein powder and your farts will be lethal.

I used to consume that shit. My farts were a normie deterrent.
 
Fascinating concept. :waitwhat:
 
Any particular brand?
I have no idea where you live. I live in Germany and I have not used protein shakes in some ten years.
Most of the brands are probably either bankrupt or have been bought by another company.
 
I have no idea where you live. I live in Germany and I have not used protein shakes in some ten years.
Most of the brands are probably either bankrupt or have been bought by another company.
I’m a ukcel so we probably have different brands to Germany
 
As I pass by the foid I release my toxic fumes from my ass. There is normally a few seconds delay until they react. They normally crunch their faces in horror, trying to cover their mouth and nose to avoid the fart, but it is too late. Their reactions are pure lifefuel. Seeing them gag on my gas is brilliant. It makes my day.
This reads like LARP. I can't imagine anyone intentionally farting around others and then sticking around to watch their reactions.

One time this teen whore look at me direct in my eyes and said “WTF creep” I replied “better out than in” than ran away.
:feelssus:
And you supposedly did this in a store?
 
Based. I couldn't fart in public, I'm too high-inhib for that.
 
This reads like LARP. I can't imagine anyone intentionally farting around others and then sticking around to watch their reactions.


:feelssus:
And you supposedly did this in a store?
You believe a person couldn’t fart in public?
 
This is one of the only ways I can get revenge on women. I begin by eating the food required to create my stinky farts. I normally diner on baked beans, eggs, fish, milk and some veggies. I top this off with some fizz drinks (normally Coca Cola). After a few hours I can feel the gas in my tummy bubbling I decide to go out. I normally choose a supermarket or a drug store as these places normally have a lot of foids. I try to pick pretty foids as my main target. I approach them stealthily as to not draw attention to myself. As I pass by the foid I release my toxic fumes from my ass. There is normally a few seconds delay until they react. They normally crunch their faces in horror, trying to cover their mouth and nose to avoid the fart, but it is too late. Their reactions are pure lifefuel. Seeing them gag on my gas is brilliant. It makes my day. One time this teen whore look at me direct in my eyes and said “WTF creep” I replied “better out than in” than ran away. Anyone else tried this?
Kakakakakakaka im dead wtf was this. Based department calling
 
You believe a person couldn’t fart in public?
No, I can't imagine someone doing it in the manner you described (sticking around, observing facial reactions, being confronted and making a strange comment then running off). Anyone who genuinely would do this is abnormally low inhib by a significant margin.
 
This is one of the only ways I can get revenge on women. I begin by eating the food required to create my stinky farts. I normally diner on baked beans, eggs, fish, milk and some veggies. I top this off with some fizz drinks (normally Coca Cola). After a few hours I can feel the gas in my tummy bubbling I decide to go out. I normally choose a supermarket or a drug store as these places normally have a lot of foids. I try to pick pretty foids as my main target. I approach them stealthily as to not draw attention to myself. As I pass by the foid I release my toxic fumes from my ass. There is normally a few seconds delay until they react. They normally crunch their faces in horror, trying to cover their mouth and nose to avoid the fart, but it is too late. Their reactions are pure lifefuel. Seeing them gag on my gas is brilliant. It makes my day. One time this teen whore look at me direct in my eyes and said “WTF creep” I replied “better out than in” than ran away. Anyone else tried this?
Lmao Based
 
Can't say I haven't, did it like once though a while back right by a broad who was taking too long choosing shit so in that moment I decided to fully release. Pure comical ecstasy fuel as she meeped the funk away, that retard couldn't just groove away like she was obviously planning to do before I released. While I did it I was pretending to look at random stuff, as she got closer to me I simply decided it was the right time to let it rippoot
 
Very interesting. Fartmaxxing may be the new method to get revenge but I couldn’t face farting in public continuously
 

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