I looked cool as fuck the other day crawling up a hill in the woods

[Clavicus Vile]

I was out in the woods on an adventure, and I found myself underneath a hill, I crawled up the hill using trees and rock to propel myself.

As I got to the top I grabbed ahold of two trees and lifted myself up, it was like a zombie rising from the grave. When I reached the top of the hill I noticed a woman was sitting near a tree writing in a journal. She looked at me then looked back at her journal.

I imagined myself as a wild caveman crawling out of the damn forest to eat her. Was pretty fun.

 

[Drekavac]

based crawlercel

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

 

[Grodd]

 

[HONKLERedux]

t.

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

 

[Paladin]

Aura mogs me

 

[Drekavac]

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

t.

I hope you know that’s an overhead valve engine

 

[FuckYou]

I look forward to going on walks in the woods again when the weather gets nice. but Ontario weather is fucking awful, we're still getting snow and freezing rain.

 

[Fluoxymesterone]

What did i just read

 

[Just say NIGGER!]

If it was me crawling up that hill, she would have called the special forces