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I looked cool as fuck the other day crawling up a hill in the woods

Clavicus Vile

Clavicus Vile

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I was out in the woods on an adventure, and I found myself underneath a hill, I crawled up the hill using trees and rock to propel myself.

As I got to the top I grabbed ahold of two trees and lifted myself up, it was like a zombie rising from the grave. When I reached the top of the hill I noticed a woman was sitting near a tree writing in a journal. She looked at me then looked back at her journal.

I imagined myself as a wild caveman crawling out of the damn forest to eat her. Was pretty fun.
 
based crawlercel
 
I look forward to going on walks in the woods again when the weather gets nice. but Ontario weather is fucking awful, we're still getting snow and freezing rain.
 
If it was me crawling up that hill, she would have called the special forces
 

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