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I looked cool as fuck the other day crawling up a hill in the woods

Clavicus Vile

Clavicus Vile

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I was out in the woods on an adventure, and I found myself underneath a hill, I crawled up the hill using trees and rock to propel myself.

As I got to the top I grabbed ahold of two trees and lifted myself up, it was like a zombie rising from the grave. When I reached the top of the hill I noticed a woman was sitting near a tree writing in a journal. She looked at me then looked back at her journal.

I imagined myself as a wild caveman crawling out of the damn forest to eat her. Was pretty fun.
 
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I look forward to going on walks in the woods again when the weather gets nice. but Ontario weather is fucking awful, we're still getting snow and freezing rain.
 
What did i just read :lul:
 

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