I know the ultimate suicide method

[Sexless incel]

Jump out of a helicopter with a parachute. parachute? Yes, parachute!
You act like you're just having fun, you don't let them know that you're secretly up to something else.
You jump, and when you jump, you intentionally don't open the parachute.
When you smash to the ground you will die completely painless, as you will be dead in less than a second before you can even think about the smash.
It's impossible for you to survive, because your body will be completely crushed.

When you are finally dead, people will mourn you because you died in an accident, instead of an suicide and people will think that you actually wanted to continue living and will remember you well and not as someone who doesn't have the balls to endure his suffering.

 

[BlackPilledNeet]

Jump out of a helicopter with a parachute. parachute? Yes, parachute!
You act like you're just having fun, you don't let them know that you're secretly up to something else.
You jump, and when you jump, you intentionally don't open the parachute.
When you smash to the ground you will die completely painless, as you will be dead in less than a second before you can even think about the smash.
It's impossible for you to survive, because your body will be completely crushed.

When you are finally dead, people will mourn you because you died in an accident, instead of an suicide and people will think that you actually wanted to continue living and will remember you well and not as someone who doesn't have the balls to endure his suffering.

 

[Deleted member 3129]

Nah brah ultimate suicide is take bare pills, like loads of codenie, morphine and paracetomol, lots of SSRI's and all sorts of concoctions, then get a huge knife and slice your wrisrts vertically down to your elbow. Then get a .50AE Desert Eagle with hollow-point rounds and blow your brains out.

Ofc, I'd never advocate for this, but in fortnite RP if your character gets sad

 

[IncelHeII]

OD on opiates

 

[Hopium]

Nah brah ultimate suicide is take bare pills, like loads of codenie, morphine and paracetomol, lots of SSRI's and all sorts of concoctions, then get a huge knife and slice your wrisrts vertically down to your elbow. Then get a .50AE Desert Eagle with hollow-point rounds and blow your brains out.

Ofc, I'd never advocate for this, but in fortnite RP if your character gets sad

Low IQ
You dont know how painful cutting your veins open is and how unpleasant the sensation of bleeding can be

 

[Deleted member 3129]

Low IQ
You dont know how painful cutting your veins open is and how unpleasant the sensation of bleeding can be

Skip the rest and simply blow your brains out or OD then

 

[Sexless incel]

Skip the rest and simply blow your brains out or OD then

High IQ