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SuicideFuel I KILLED A BIRD TODAY

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I was driving on one a country routes and it's early in the morning so theres freaking birds mogging my existence playing chicken with my truck only flying out of the way last second.

Well this bird was actually just flying across the highway and i completely smacked it with my windshield in perfect timing, I saw splat, beak left a mark on the windshield.

The poor bird pretty much got launched up and over my truck and I saw it land on the ground after, idk if it died right away from my impact but I hope it did just to spare it agony.

I cried for a good 2 mins at least and I'm still kind of bummed out about it honestly.

Like I killed a bird for some Jewish Nigger NormFag to have lumber so they could build a house and sell it for like 900K 400 square foot studio.

Later that day some fat lifted truck faggit Billy Bob Snownigger almost went into a head on collision with me too.

This shit made me contemplate my whole being honestly. RIP (Sparrow It looked like)
 
I thought you hated birds?

 
R.I.P Birdcel. It was a suicide because bird foids cucked him with Bird Chad and he missed out on the mating season
 
Brutal. A few weeks ago I hit a racoon. It walked across the highway, and I moved over to avoid it but it ran directly under my car and I heard a bang.

I felt terrible but there was really no avoiding it.
 
I thought you hated birds?

Not enough to kill one, they are pure at the end of the day, so it's more of a resentment/jealousy because birds mog my existence with freedom and NoFapmaxxing.

They just follow me and never STFU
 
R.I.P Birdcel. It was a suicide because bird foids cucked him with Bird Chad and he missed out on the mating season
If that's the story, I'm a hero.

Suicide truck
 
I was driving on one a country routes and it's early in the morning so theres freaking birds mogging my existence playing chicken with my truck only flying out of the way last second.

Well this bird was actually just flying across the highway and i completely smacked it with my windshield in perfect timing, I saw splat, beak left a mark on the windshield.

The poor bird pretty much got launched up and over my truck and I saw it land on the ground after, idk if it died right away from my impact but I hope it did just to spare it agony.

I cried for a good 2 mins at least and I'm still kind of bummed out about it honestly.

Like I killed a bird for some Jewish Nigger NormFag to have lumber so they could build a house and sell it for like 900K 400 square foot studio.

Later that day some fat lifted truck faggit Billy Bob Snownigger almost went into a head on collision with me too.

This shit made me contemplate my whole being honestly. RIP (Sparrow It looked like)
YOU MONSTER :cryfeels::cryfeels:
 
Brutal. A few weeks ago I hit a racoon. It walked across the highway, and I moved over to avoid it but it ran directly under my car and I heard a bang.

I felt terrible but there was really no avoiding it.

Literally the same thing.

I had a squirrel RUN INTO my car and felt terrible

Idk how normgroids don't have empathy its so weird
 
Literally the same thing.

I had a squirrel RUN INTO my car and felt terrible

Idk how normgroids don't have empathy its so weird
Atleast you didn’t get bite by a black snake.
 
Had to larp for hours around my sick grandpa and the rest of my extended family in the hospital, I even go to far away clinic just to not cause immense panic.
 
Had to larp for hours around my sick grandpa and the rest of my extended family in the hospital, I even go to far away clinic just to not cause immense panic.
That's saintly work brocel
 
Hey man glad to see you're back how are you doing?
Good, I manage to increase my weight that I lost last year. Last year I was 72 kg after working out and proteins shake but it drop to 54 and now I have manage to make it 59.
 
Hey man glad to see you're back how are you doing?
Also my sleeping is getting better, manage to make new friend but he’s older though
 
Good, I manage to increase my weight that I lost last year. Last year I was 72 kg after working out and proteins shake but it drop to 54 and now I had manage to make it 59.
Glad to hear that mang
Also my sleeping is getting better, manage to make new friend but he’s older though
Happy to hear that, sounds great
 

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