RageFuel A Bird ruined my entire day

[aks74u]

Today, A bird literally shat on my head the moment I stepped out of the food store can you believe it?

Out Of all the places and times, it had to land right on me, and at midnight no less. There’s no way this was random, this fucker def planned it and waited until I would come out of the store. this completely ruined my day.

 

[Macaca nigra]

Same

 

[Needle]

take the birdpill

 

[Animecel2D]

uhh

 

[aks74u]

take the birdpill

 

[PerfectGoodBoy]

Truecels attract objects magnetically and bend reality with their gravity pull, so stuff like that happens, same thing with me everywhere and especially during school, every single ball, bird shit, insects and dead birds and other smalls animals that people were playing with gravitated towards me.

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

Nature hates sub5 incels

 

[aks74u]

Truecels attract objects magnetically and bend reality with their gravity pull, so stuff like that happens, same thing with me everywhere and especially during school, every single ball, bird shit, insects and dead birds and other smalls animals that people were playing with gravitated towards me.

 

[Mohamedömar]

 

[Xul]

Birds arent real.

 

[Sir Silentium]

I'm beginning to think birds are controlled by the Elitists.

 

[Nithingr]

He didn't plan it, he was just following my orders

 

[stale]

Birds arent real.

 

[XtremeMax]

my orders

WTF

 

[AsiaCel]

Dive bombing

 

[fokusin]

Total Bird Death

 

[fokusin]

No Bird Lives Matter

 

[poorenglishcel]

How are you gonna catch the bird anyways lol? Aren't they fast asf? Or is it that they can't see at night and so would just sit there waiting for someone to grab it?

 

[Brainy]

Maybe you need a bird house full of cyanide pills

 

[aks74u]

Nature hates sub5 incels

There’s evidence to support this.

 

[aks74u]

How are you gonna catch the bird anyways lol? Aren't they fast asf? Or is it that they can't see at night and so would just sit there waiting for someone to grab it?

Actually, this one was tough to catch since it was right on the edge of the roof.

 

[aks74u]

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No Bird Lives Matter

that birds asshole was soo small for a gigantic shit like that.

all that fast food and crackhead food spillages on the street was probably the reason why it did a massive shit, cause they literally eat anything.