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Venting I killed a bird today

Algernon

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I woke up at my usual time around 8AM. Opening my blinds I was almost offended to see a pigeon sat next to another pigeon on the fence outside my house. The rage I felt inside me is really something I struggle to describe.

They started fucking and I saw red.

I grabbed my air rifle and shot the one of top and it fell down, not moving. I ended up burning it in a log pile because I don't want to attract rats.

I'm posting this because I want to know if anyone else has moments you see red when before you were fine. I'm guessing these were repressed emotions
 
I killed two birds with one stone before, It was a pretty lucky day that time.
 
Tenor 6
 
it seems even animals mock us
 
All i want to say is what you did is fucking based.
 
Look at it this way. That bird would have been a simp if it could talk so you did the world a favor
 
What do you mean you saw red?
 
I don't like this post. I like birds
 
I once killed two moths who were mating on my flag tbhngl.

I posted a picture for proof in General Chit-Chat.

Mammoths > moths
 
Pigeons are the vermin of the sky so whatever.
 
You are white
 
After based incel gets cucked by chad and chick, based incel *plays duck hunt* with chad and chick
 
I killed two birds with one stone before, It was a pretty lucky day that time.
I got stoned with 2 birds once.

Turned out they were lesbian and i wasn't Chad enough.
 
This definitely happened
 
ER goer trait
 
the fuckers are actual pest and i'm helping my boomer neighbor balcony farmer by shooting them so they don't fuck up his plants lol

anything chirping and flying that wakes me up has a death sentence signed and execution via firing squad
 
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unnecessary tbh
 
Eat it next time.

They taste good.

Boil it for 20 minutes. Then shake and bake.
 
Nice larp greycel faggot.
 
Cadwalladercel.
 
That pidgy got cockblocked.
 
Congratulations, I guess.
 
Would do the same. Fucking birds trying to make me suicidal by mating in front of my house :reeeeee:
 
i was doing something awhile ago and there was a frog in my way so i slide it over with my boot
 
birds glow in the dark, good job
 

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