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Usually with a vivid view of some cute girl in my bed. My bed should be for 2 people, not one!
 
I feel you. Then I wanna jerk off but i'm testosteronemaxxing so I can't
 
I jerk off so much that I don't get morning wood
 
I think Ive improved my Test levels so Ive been getting morning wood more

This would be a good thing but
I just wake up to pain because I have peyronies
I have to squeeze the muscles in the rest of my body to try and get the blood to shift just so the boner will go away
 
Randomly, like two days ago, I awoke in the middle of the night. Well, I say 'awoke,' but I was in this odd half-dream and half-awake state—and I was randomly aroused for no reason. Mind you, it's not often that I actually bother to feel aroused by anything, so it was rather peculiar. Anyway, I started having these weird dream-like hallucinations of a particular vampire girl being intimate with me, and as she held me, she told me to make a pact with her where, even after my death, she would find who I was reborn as and instill my memories into me once again.

I had no clue what was going on, but with my senses fairly detached from reality, I agreed, and then fell back to sleep.

I later woke up in the morning and came to the realization that I need to stop drinking tea so close to the evening.
 
I jerk off so much that I don't get morning wood
Same, i thought i was unhealthy af but when i went to a place and not jerked off for like 1 day the next morning my cock was hitting the top of my roomates matress it was so in need of sex. Its actually sad that i cant finish inside a loving woman every seingle day
 
I had a dream about where I was in the ocean with a naked 20 year old girl and I touched her wet boobs :feelsohh:
 
pretty sure you're just a man
 
yeah its called fucking morning wood nigga

are u like 5? how tf do u not know this
 
Randomly, like two days ago, I awoke in the middle of the night. Well, I say 'awoke,' but I was in this odd half-dream and half-awake state—and I was randomly aroused for no reason. Mind you, it's not often that I actually bother to feel aroused by anything, so it was rather peculiar. Anyway, I started having these weird dream-like hallucinations of a particular vampire girl being intimate with me, and as she held me, she told me to make a pact with her where, even after my death, she would find who I was reborn as and instill my memories into me once again.

I had no clue what was going on, but with my senses fairly detached from reality, I agreed, and then fell back to sleep.

I later woke up in the morning and came to the realization that I need to stop drinking tea so close to the evening.
How do i achieve this
 
That's a good thing. After a month of falling asleep at 4am I stopped getting boners
 
It' normal to wake up erect. Means you're healthy. Nature intended for you to fuck first thing in the morning.
 

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