JFL I just walked in on cousin getting a blowjob in my living room

[black_depresso]

Heard licking noises outside my room, opened my door and cousin and his girlfriend were on couch, tried to cover it up and started laughing hysterically saying “nothing is happening lol! We weren’t doing anything, promise!”

It’s almost like they dared themselves to do it as a challenge, with me in such close proximity immediately behind one door


Disgusting

 

[FukFeminism]

Larp

 

[Deleted member 6470]

Why they would do that at your house?

 

[black_depresso]

Larp

The cousin?

Nope, they’re staying over this weekend and have done this before, I caught them fucking once when I entered apartment and they didn’t hear me

They come for visits frequently to keep me company

 

[FukFeminism]

The cousin?

Nope, they’re staying over this weekend and have done this before, I caught them fucking once when I entered apartment and they didn’t hear me

They come for visits frequently

Go film them

 

[78980n]

Just lol

 

[Guest2]

You need to start masturbating in the corner and then they catch you like "WHAT THE FUCK UH YOURE MY BOYFRIEND'S COUSIN UH" and then you cut to you two fucking

 

[Insomniac]

You need to start masturbating in the corner and then they catch you like "WHAT THE FUCK UH YOURE MY BOYFRIEND'S COUSIN UH" and then you cut to you two fucking

Did you get this from watching porn or personal experience?

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Is this your house? Why aren't you entertaining them as guests so they can't suck each other off behind your back? Holy fuck what is happening.

laughing hysterically

JFL if you thought sexually successful normies can feel shame, negative emotions, etc

 

[Deleted member 19756]

You need to start masturbating in the corner and then they catch you like "WHAT THE FUCK UH YOURE MY BOYFRIEND'S COUSIN UH" and then you cut to you two fucking

Holy shit!

 

[black_depresso]

Is this your house? Why aren't you entertaining them as guests so they can't suck each other off behind your back? Holy fuck what is happening.


JFL if you thought sexually successful normies can feel shame, negative emotions, etc

Cos they have work n shit to do as well on their laptops, they just come visit so I don’t get too lonely. It’s nice most of the time, the girlfriend cooks food for us, but so often they get extremely affectionate and it makes me sick internally that I won’t ever get that. Caught them fucking once, and today was the 2nd time, an obvious blowjob she was doing

They laughed and had a jolly good time, I just said sorry for interrupting apathetically and went back into my room and closed door

 

[LastGerman]

Why aren't you entertaining them as guests so they can't suck each other off behind your back?

Just be a jester brah.

Holy fuck what is happening.

I do not really know anymore. Seriously, life has become really weird. It even feel surreal.

 

[Napoleon de Jizzbal]

Maybe thats good news, cousing will want to be cucked, and you to be their bull

 

[Deleted member 20434]

Set the house on fire with flint and stone (in Minecraft)

 

[SchrodingersDick]

You need to start masturbating in the corner and then they catch you like "WHAT THE FUCK UH YOURE MY BOYFRIEND'S COUSIN UH" and then you cut to you two fucking

 

[frustratedhapa]

Heard licking noises outside my room

licking noises? really? you must have very good hearing

 

[dingopuss]

Set the house on fire with flint and stone (in Minecraft)

With them inside

 

[black_depresso]

licking noises? really? you must have very good hearing

Yes, specifically licking noises, not sucking. I have fucking excellent hearing.

She was trying to be as quiet as possible but I heard obvious licking sounds of a dick and it made me squirm with discomfort

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Just be a jester brah.

it's necessary to at least offer them a drink and talk to them, otherwise they end up mogging you by sucking each other off in your home.

Cos they have work n shit to do as well on their laptops, they just come visit so I don’t get too lonely. It’s nice most of the time, the girlfriend cooks food for us, but so often they get extremely affectionate and it makes me sick internally that I won’t ever get that. Caught them fucking once, and today was the 2nd time, an obvious blowjob she was doing

They laughed and had a jolly good time, I just said sorry for interrupting apathetically and went back into my room and closed door

this is a really weird setup and I have no idea how healthy it is, I think you should spend more time with these people outside, where they can offer you social proof, rather than inside, where they can offer you previews of them having sex

 

[acnescarcel]

Larp

 

[LastGerman]

it's necessary to at least offer them a drink and talk to them, otherwise they end up mogging you by sucking each other off in your home.

I would destroy them.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

I would destroy them.

lol, they should be destroyed whenever they do normie shit like this, at least verbally, but OP is on the backfoot here since he regularly has them over for company.

 

[LastGerman]

lol, they should be destroyed whenever they do normie shit like this, at least verbally, but OP is on the backfoot here since he regularly has them over for company.

It is time to call the real man:

 

[Vermilioncore]

Burn the house down with everyone in it including yourself

 

[CopeToNotRope]

Keep u company

Fucks on ur couch

... do smth about it jfl

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

It is time to call the real man:

 

[builderseed]

it happens

 

[Cuyen]

at least he wasnt one giving the blowjob