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I just thought of the funniest fucking Rick and Morty episode

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Script

*Dimension C-137 is in ruins*

Rick: Well Morty it looks like our original dimension has gone up in smoke. Literally.
Morty: Oh jeez Rick! What are we gonna do now?
Rick: Don't worry Morty *burp*. We'll just find another dimension and seamlessly take the place of ourselves there. It should be easy peasy.

Rick and Morty step through a portal and find themselves in a familiar living room. Everything appears normal at first glance.

Rick: Yep this looks perfect. Everything seems intact Morty. We've found our new dimension.
Morty: I don't know Rick something feels off. What if something weird is going on here too?
Rick: Relax Morty. It's probably just your imagination. Let's go blend in. We should get some of those vanilla wafer cookies at Trader Flungus
Morty: Wait a minute Rick. That guy outside is greening out in our yard and- and he's listening to Snoop Dogg
Rick: Oh crap... Looks like a bizarre biological quirk, Morty. Humans here are perpetually stoned, but society has managed to function somehow.

Rick and Morty walk outside and stumble across a stoned Adolf Hitler giving an incredibly racist and antisemitic speech

Adolf Hitler: UND ZE SUPERIOR RACE WILL LAUNCH ZE BLITZKRIEG UND... PFFTHAHAHAHA...UND ZE BLITZ-BL-PFFTTTHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Oh mein gott all zis shouting has really made me hungry. Himmler!!! Bring me ze foodensnacken!!!!
Rick: Now that's one hateful pot enthusiast, Morty.
Morty: It's messed up, Rick. How can someone be so hateful even when they're high?
Rick: Morty, hate doesn't need a sober mind to thrive. It finds a way.
Morty: W-Well anyways how are we gonna get rid of the Stoner Rick and Stoner Morty in this dimension?
Rick: Are you kidding me Morty-*burp* its simple Morty. You're asking me how you're supposed to kill two guys who are stoned out of their minds?
Morty: Um well alright I guess I guess it is pretty simple

As Rick and Morty approach the house to kill their stoned counterparts suddenly the defense system activates and starts shooting at them

Rick: Ah crap... Looks like this guy has installed a pretty good defense system
Morty: Oh geez h-how can that be Rick I mean this guy has to be high all the time
Stoner Rick: I KNEW YOU FRIGGIN GOVERNMENT AGENTS WERE COMING AFTER ME-*hic* THEY'RE HERE STONER MORTY
Rick: So this guy went turbo paranoid from all the weed in his system huh... Seems he's better prepared than I thought
Morty: W-W-What do we do about this Rick I mean this guy looks insanely well armed he's about to kill us if we don't figure something out

Stoner Morty: H-HOLD ON STONER RICK I GOT THE MUNCHIES
Stoner Rick: AH CRAP IM ALSO HUNGRY AS HELL
Stoner Morty: I-I THINK WE GOT SOME GOOD FOOD IN THE KITCHEN STONER RICK
Stoner Rick: ARE YOU KIDDING ME STONER MORTY WE DON'T EVEN HAVE VANILLA WAFER COOKIES HERE
Stoner Morty: AH GEEZ STONER RICK I ATE THEM ALL BECAUSE I GOT SO HIGH
Stoner Rick: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME STONER MORTY THIS IS WHY YOU'RE A FAILURE AS MY GRANDSON
Stoner Morty: W-WELL MAYBE WE CAN GO TO TRADER FLUNGUS AND GET MORE
Stoner Rick: GOOD THINKING STONER MORTY LETS GO

Rick: Now's our chance Morty they're distracted let's kill these assholes
Morty: Oh geez oh man alright
Rick and Morty use their ray guns to shoot and kill Stoner Rick and Stoner Morty
Rick: You know what they say... The higher they are the harder they fall *takes a sip of liquor from his canteen*
 
Script

*Dimension C-137 is in ruins*

Rick: Well Morty it looks like our original dimension has gone up in smoke. Literally.
Morty: Oh jeez Rick! What are we gonna do now?
Rick: Don't worry Morty *burp*. We'll just find another dimension and seamlessly take the place of ourselves there. It should be easy peasy.

Rick and Morty step through a portal and find themselves in a familiar living room. Everything appears normal at first glance.

Rick: Yep this looks perfect. Everything seems intact Morty. We've found our new dimension.
Morty: I don't know Rick something feels off. What if something weird is going on here too?
Rick: Relax Morty. It's probably just your imagination. Let's go blend in. We should get some of those vanilla wafer cookies at Trader Flungus
Morty: Wait a minute Rick. That guy outside is greening out in our yard and- and he's listening to Snoop Dogg
Rick: Oh crap... Looks like a bizarre biological quirk, Morty. Humans here are perpetually stoned, but society has managed to function somehow.

Rick and Morty walk outside and stumble across a stoned Adolf Hitler giving an incredibly racist and antisemitic speech

Adolf Hitler: UND ZE SUPERIOR RACE WILL LAUNCH ZE BLITZKRIEG UND... PFFTHAHAHAHA...UND ZE BLITZ-BL-PFFTTTHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Oh mein gott all zis shouting has really made me hungry. Himmler!!! Bring me ze foodensnacken!!!!
Rick: Now that's one hateful pot enthusiast, Morty.
Morty: It's messed up, Rick. How can someone be so hateful even when they're high?
Rick: Morty, hate doesn't need a sober mind to thrive. It finds a way.
Morty: W-Well anyways how are we gonna get rid of the Stoner Rick and Stoner Morty in this dimension?
Rick: Are you kidding me Morty-*burp* its simple Morty. You're asking me how you're supposed to kill two guys who are stoned out of their minds?
Morty: Um well alright I guess I guess it is pretty simple

As Rick and Morty approach the house to kill their stoned counterparts suddenly the defense system activates and starts shooting at them

Rick: Ah crap... Looks like this guy has installed a pretty good defense system
Morty: Oh geez h-how can that be Rick I mean this guy has to be high all the time
Stoner Rick: I KNEW YOU FRIGGIN GOVERNMENT AGENTS WERE COMING AFTER ME-*hic* THEY'RE HERE STONER MORTY
Rick: So this guy went turbo paranoid from all the weed in his system huh... Seems he's better prepared than I thought
Morty: W-W-What do we do about this Rick I mean this guy looks insanely well armed he's about to kill us if we don't figure something out

Stoner Morty: H-HOLD ON STONER RICK I GOT THE MUNCHIES
Stoner Rick: AH CRAP IM ALSO HUNGRY AS HELL
Stoner Morty: I-I THINK WE GOT SOME GOOD FOOD IN THE KITCHEN STONER RICK
Stoner Rick: ARE YOU KIDDING ME STONER MORTY WE DON'T EVEN HAVE VANILLA WAFER COOKIES HERE
Stoner Morty: AH GEEZ STONER RICK I ATE THEM ALL BECAUSE I GOT SO HIGH
Stoner Rick: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME STONER MORTY THIS IS WHY YOU'RE A FAILURE AS MY GRANDSON
Stoner Morty: W-WELL MAYBE WE CAN GO TO TRADER FLUNGUS AND GET MORE
Stoner Rick: GOOD THINKING STONER MORTY LETS GO

Rick: Now's our chance Morty they're distracted let's kill these assholes
Morty: Oh geez oh man alright
Rick and Morty use their ray guns to shoot and kill Stoner Rick and Stoner Morty
Rick: You know what they say... The higher they are the harder they fall *takes a sip of liquor from his canteen*
One where rick and morty fights russia vs germany WW2 would be fun
 
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