It's Over I just realized - I have never updated my relationship status on FB

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Wow, I bet everyone who I'm friends with on FB wonders how come I haven't roped yet.

 

[senses fail]

Neither have I. Lucky for me I stopped using that shit ages ago so I just assume people think I fell off the face of the earth and thats just fine with me.

 

[CrackingYs]

One time I removed my "single" relationship status and then Facebook auto-posted an update to my feed that said I'm no longer single. And all these people started reacting to it, and then I had to correct them that no, I am indeed still single. Fucking brutal. I have since disabled my FB account.

 

[proudweeb]

I deleted failbook in 2013 and never looked back. No one but boomers and curries on there now anyway

 

[Kamikaze]

I don't have social media