I Just Preformed An Abortion

[Romello Gaghan 2]

I swatted a fat fly (as in this

, the thread title was for shock value only in case you, dear reader, were concerned) and when I went to inspect the corpse, I noticed that it must have been pregnant because there were two little maggots, who survived, crawling from under its belly that weren't there before. I don't know who i feel about this. Maybe I'll set them free outside and let em go their own way.

 

[FrothySolutions]

This happened to me once, except it wasn't just two. It was easily several. Several tiny larvae. It affected me.

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

This happened to me once, except it wasn't just two. It was easily several. Several tiny larvae. It affected me.

Wow really? Small world. Wonder how that compares in rarity to getting struck by lighting and such.

 

[FrothySolutions]

Wow really? Small world. Wonder how that compares in rarity to getting struck by lighting and such.

I think it's pretty common. Pregnant flies.

 

[Yungguy]

Kill them flys fucking suck

 

[2340922]

Imagine being a doctor and doing the abortion on a roastie

 

[Nothingness]

I did when i was 6 years old

 

[ihaveno1]

im terrible at swatting flies, they are too fast

 

[HumanTrash]

It's not a pretty sight all of them larvae inside the fly...

 

[Indari]

Kill those fucking fuckers

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

im terrible at swatting flies, they are too fast

The trick is to confuse them first. Move your hand/swatting instrument in a lot of misleading directions before striking.

 

[Deleted member 15737]

I thought flies laid eggs?

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

I thought flies laid eggs?

Huh... you're right. I saw what I saw though. Miracle of nature I guess.

 

[BlkPillPres]

The trick is to confuse them first. Move your hand/swatting instrument in a lot of misleading directions before striking.

Laughing in my head at the fact technique and thought is going into the attack, imagining a fly going "naaaniiii!, bakana!" as he see's the on coming attack, maybe with a little Kenshin "Last Attack" in the background:

 

[Deleted member 16455]

im terrible at swatting flies, they are too fast

I usually use repellent spray

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

Laughing in my head at the fact technique and thought is going into the attack, imagining a fly going "naaaniiii!, bakana!" as he see's the on coming attack, maybe with a little Kenshin "Last Attack" in the background:

Lmao

 

[Joelossus]

Can't stand those fuckers they are way too loud

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Flies lay eggs, they don't "give birth" to maggots. Most probably you killed some parasite infested fly.

 

[jerrycan dan]

I swatted a fat fly (as in this View attachment 116582, the thread title was for shock value only in case you, dear reader, were concerned) and when I went to inspect the corpse, I noticed that it must have been pregnant because there were two little maggots, who survived, crawling from under its belly that weren't there before. I don't know who i feel about this. Maybe I'll set them free outside and let em go their own way.

I do the same with roaches here, they're ovoviviparous so if you kill a fat one and flush it down the toilet you take care of its ootheca as well. Just mash up the maggots, if mum had the gall to annoy you don't let her pass the gall onto the next generation.

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

Flies lay eggs, they don't "give birth" to maggots. Most probably you killed some parasite infested fly.

Makes sense.

I do the same with roaches here, they're ovoviviparous so if you kill a fat one and flush it down the toilet you take care of its ootheca as well. Just mash up the maggots, if mum had the gall to annoy you don't let her pass the gall onto the next generation.

Good philosophy.

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

I fucking HATE maggots. I hope you killed them

 

[ordinaryotaku]

Kill them flys fucking suck

 

[seija]

im terrible at swatting flies, they are too fast

Try to be really slow and once you get really close and if it doesn't fly away. Immediately swat it before it has time to react.