MacheteRape
Enlighten me, my dear…why am I still here?
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Dude this thing was the size of my pinky finger. Gushed like a fucker too, as you can see.
I mean, not like a femoids gonna see the inside of my legBrutal acnepill for real. I only get em on my face and back. Never had a leg pimple. Must suck
fellow acnecel, I even had pimples in my asscheeks once, not kidding about that.View attachment 1270797
Dude this thing was the size of my pinky finger. Gushed like a fucker too, as you can see.
Your bathroom looks virtually identical to mine. Down to the wall paint, baseboard, tiles, AND toiletView attachment 1270797
Dude this thing was the size of my pinky finger. Gushed like a fucker too, as you can see.
I was in your bathroom, dipshitYour bathroom looks virtually identical to mine. Down to the wall paint, baseboard, tiles, AND toilet
Do you live in the Lone Star state?I was in your bathroom, dipshit
Of course! If you ever hear yiddish in your walls or under the floor, that's just meDo you live in the Lone Star state?
No, that's just @fadedOf course! If you ever hear yiddish in your walls or under the floor, that's just me
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Dude this thing was the size of my pinky finger. Gushed like a fucker too, as you can see.
Yeah but it must hurt like crazyI mean, not like a femoids gonna see the inside of my leg
It does but my soul hurts moreYeah but it must hurt like crazy
It does but my soul hurts more![]()
I had one of my dick twice.Brutal acnepill for real. I only get em on my face and back. Never had a leg pimple. Must suck
I had one of my dick twice.
I didn't experience Much pain when I got it and I had it Twice.Damn dude, that must've been painful as fuck
>taco bell juiceI didn't experience Much pain when I got it and I had it Twice.
Both when I was seventeen I think it's because of the energy drinks I was drinking at the time. All I remember is popping them and in each time a whole bunch of taco bell juice was squirting out of it on my dick.
It was just this gooey caso white sauce looking crap.>taco bell juice
Nigger what
That's fucked up. How did you pop them? My pimples don't pop and take weeks to go awayI didn't experience Much pain when I got it and I had it Twice.
Both when I was seventeen I think it's because of the energy drinks I was drinking at the time. All I remember is popping them and in each time a whole bunch of taco bell juice was squirting out of it on my dick.
They were on my Dick for weeks too but they eventually just popped. I guess it was all the puss build up.That's fucked up. How did you pop them? My pimples don't pop and take weeks to go away
Brutal. Were you still able to jerk off or nah?They were on my Dick for weeks too but they eventually just popped. I guess it was all the puss build up.
It was difficult but not impossible and I managed to do it.Brutal. Were you still able to jerk off or nah?
I see. Good thing you never get them there anymore. Most painful pimples for me are the ones I sometimes get in my ear canalIt was difficult but not impossible and I managed to do it.
That sounds awful.I've never experienced such a thing.I'm also curious what your diet is like.I see. Good thing you never get them there anymore. Most painful pimples for me are the ones I sometimes get in my ear canal
It was horrible. Couldn't even put an earbud in my ear to listen to music. Couldn't sleep on that side. I also had a massive one on the bridge of my nose that came and went for monthsThat sounds awful.I've never experienced such a thing.
Shit diet. 3,500 - 4,000 calories of junk food a day. Mostly fast food, frozen dinners, and candies.I'm also curious what your diet is like.
You see, that's your problem.Humans are not meant to eat that shit. I am a little fat but I lost a hundred pounds just on a no junk food , only healthy food diet. Which means vegetables and fruits and meats and the occasional whole grains. I also quit soda and beer.It was horrible. Couldn't even put an earbud in my ear to listen to music. Couldn't sleep on that side. I also had a massive one on the bridge of my nose that came and went for months
Shit diet. 3,500 - 4,000 calories of junk food a day. Mostly fast food, frozen dinners, and candies.
Yeah, I know my diet sucks. However, I can't give it up. It's a good cope. Not to mention I need to eat that many calories a day, and healthy food isn't easy enough to eat high calorie amounts. Congrats on getting healthier thoughYou see, that's your problem.Humans are not meant to eat that shit. I am a little fat but I lost a hundred pounds just on a no junk food , only healthy food diet. Which means vegetables and fruits and meats and the occasional whole grains. I also quit soda and beer.
Try eating a lot brown rice / quinoa and drinking water with lemon. Also protein should be mixed in. Try to learn how to cook at home. At the very least , get yourself some multivitamins. And only drink coffee, tea and water. Anything that's processed has a lot of sugar , don't consume. I'm not saying it's going to help you ascend.But it will make yourself at least 20% less incelish. Also , it will make you look better and feel better. What you put inside your body will affect your mind And what you put inside your mind will affect the body. You really should look at food as fuel and not as a treat.You are not a little kid anymore.Try using drugs for your pleasure and pornography like an adult. I'm not saying I know everything either.I'm pretty stupid I just I want to see people of my own ilk.Take care of themselves. The global elite wants us to poison ourselves.They want us to die.Yeah, I know my diet sucks. However, I can't give it up. It's a good cope. Not to mention I need to eat that many calories a day, and healthy food isn't easy enough to eat high calorie amounts. Congrats on getting healthier though
Yeah, but it's just so hard to cook man. I just normally take a drive to burger king or wendy's in my truck and get something. Typical meal is a burger, fries, chicken nuggets, and a large vanilla milkshake all in one sitting. I usually eat 3 similar meals a day. You are right though. I proper diet would make me a lot healthier and less like a rotter incelTry eating a lot brown rice / quinoa and drinking water with lemon. Also protein should be mixed in. Try to learn how to cook at home. At the very least , get yourself some multivitamins. And only drink coffee, tea and water. Anything that's processed has a lot of sugar , don't consume. I'm not saying it's going to help you ascend.But it will make yourself at least 20% less incelish.





