LifeFuel I just love the city!

[Transcended Trucel]

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

 

[Transcended Trucel]

 

[FamilyGuy1999]

 

[Transcended Trucel]

 

[bing]

Funniest thread I have seen

 

[blackpillscience]

Agent smith - Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet.

 

[SoloAlex]

 

[Ellsworth]

Are you a normie cuck now?

 

[LORD_KELVIN]

Yeah but being able to get a pizza brought to my house at 4am is pretty dope at least

 

[mentally lost cel 1]

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[ionlycopenow]

Nice pasta

 

[kretschmer]

suburbia mogs

 

[SupremeGentleman48]

I like living in the country where i can jack off with the porno volume all the way up

 

[Transcended Trucel]

I like living in the country where i can jack off with the porno volume all the way up

mogger

 

[SupremeGentleman48]

mogger

Just kidding man I'm on my nofap journey

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Just kidding man I'm on my nofap journey

based, be sure to fill your day up so you won't get tempted

 

[Transcended Trucel]

I'm trapped in the cracker ass suburbs, do to poverty. I really want to move to Brooklyn. I can't understand why all these right wing niggas hate cities so much, is it because it's full of niggers? Suburbs are whack as fuck, I'm stuck with a bunch of retarded boomers, and I can barely afford gas. I ride a bike, but there's very little bicycle infrastructure, and I got coping insecure niggas flying past me in f350s and big rigs.

big truth also food variey is shittier. I like amount of restaurants in cities

 

[the.oracle]

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

this is exactly what passes through the mind of every foid and normie NPCs, i wanna fucking kill them all

 

[Deleted member 40252]

City mogs me

 

[12 Years a Rotter]

i love the cosmopolitan landscape of concrete jungles. i love crossing roads not knowing if some pajeet taxi driver is going to run a red light and hit me

 

[nystagmuscel]

The city they froth at the mouth for should be decimated by leagues of Ryder trucks filled with nitro and funkos, I want to see them collapse to the floor as their beloved favourite retro cereal stores are nuked in orbit, I want to witness the flow of tears stream down their puffy faces all the way down to their highly groomed beards as they shriek in into the void for now their material comfort finally fades into the great nothingness. I want to witness their perplexment as I jump up and down dancing in the mist of debris and smoke, smiling and laughing as they drop to their knees gushing with tears because they could not purchase the newest ticket to the same marvel film they have been sold for ten years now.