Stupid bitch didn't have a change for a single 20 bucks note and laughed at me while asking her supervisor for change. I'll r*pe your corpse with that lube you scanned bitch
RageFuel I just got some lube from the mall and the foid cashier who scanned it laughed at me
Why did you buy lube in the first place? 
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Lol if you were about to fuck her corspe you wouldnt need lube, you can go into that necropussy raw and the bitch wouldnt know the difference
if you don't mind me asking champ, what's the lube for?
Probably a victim of genital mutilation tbh. I know it's hard for some guys who are mutilated to fap without lube, as it can cause chaffing.
Why did you buy lube in the first place?
To have sex with my g*rlfriend called my hand
I have a cut dick
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Ok I understand, but I think a simple bottle of lotion would of been sufice, and it would of been discreet enough that no one would have suspected anything. Either that or you should of bought online.
I actually don't have a lotion at home. If I bought it online I have to wait 1 - 2 days minimum
once I bought a pocket pussy and the same happened to me
Didn't happen to me when I bought one. The foid at the sex toy shop managed to maintain a straight poker face while I'm buying itonce I bought a pocket pussy and the same happened to me
Incels have it rough everywhere.
Today I went to JEWelry boutique to buy a present and the shop assistant was rude to me and assumed I was buying something for mothER (showed me steel necklace with "MOTHER" engraved)
I was masked (sorry for cucking) and had a beanie and still I could've been recognised as an incel.
Today I went to JEWelry boutique to buy a present and the shop assistant was rude to me and assumed I was buying something for mothER (showed me steel necklace with "MOTHER" engraved)
I was masked (sorry for cucking) and had a beanie and still I could've been recognised as an incel.
My dick and my pocket pussyI think he wants to lube something
Yeah you should of probably bought lotion, since it also seems like you have very dry skin. And 1-2 days isn't bad, it's not like you have to jack off that badly.
Why lotion? Isn't it more expensive than lube and hard to clean?
Same thing happens to me. I think people can just smell incel now. I have many women avoid contact with me at my job because they thought I looked creepy. And most of the time its these fucking disgusting looking, bottom of the barrell foids that only a blind man would want to shove his cock in to.
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Motherfucker. I can somewhat relate. Maybe a manlet? Also, out of curiosity who was the jewelry for?
I don't know where your're from, but you can get a a 32oz bottle of Lotion online for like 10 dollars depending on the brand, it's literally the cheapest option. Also depends on what you're using to clean up after. I just use some wet wipes to clean after I'm done doing my business.
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Got it. It was for your hot blondes white Stacy GF. I get it. Not gonna pry.
just use olive oil if your dick has been mutilated by the jews
BRUTAL CUTCEL MOMENT
it's unfair. it's an injustice
you should report her for laughing at a customer.
prime item to order by mail tbh
Just shoplift it, wtf
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Shop assistant was a foid in her 40s, semi-land-whale. JEWelry was for my abusive wive, so that she had something to herself with.
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Is it weird that I don't use lube/lotion to fap? I'm circumsized, if that makes a difference.
You had a wife you fakecel?
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Abusive wife... Hmmm. Not sure if incel but don't care. Also not OP... Or is it? In addition, post wall roastie seething at not getting Jewelery from her betabux husband makes me happy.
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Oy vey
Same, but I simply use lotion.
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Why did you buy lube in the first place?
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Should have waited for her outside, followed her home, strangled her with piano wire, and raped the warm corpse
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