My shit genes make me chronically constipated. So I was taking a poo and the log just wouldn't come out. Therefore I decided to push harder and clenched my anus, thus cutting off a part of the shit. I shat two small stools (over 4 me, Chad takes massive dumps if you're familiar with the shitpill). As a result, I saw little bugs of light moving at the corner of my vision. This is how you tell you just had a concussion. So I went over to the bidet and cleaned myself, hoping that the cold water would stimulate my anus into pooping some more. It almost worked, I shat out a little, rabbit-like chunk of crap, but I still wasn't satisfied. Now I'm sitting down with little remnants of shit in the cavity next to my rectum. It's an uncomfortable feeling, ngl.
tl;dr I push my stool so hard that I get brain damage occasionally.
tl;dr I push my stool so hard that I get brain damage occasionally.
