Just sliced a butterfly in half like a fucking samurai

[D. B. Gooner]

So I lost my old stick which was longer, thicker, heavier and generally better for hitting bushes.
But this new one is thin and mobile, makes cool slicing sounds when swung.

So I go to test it out, and I notice a butterfly fairly far above my head, about 3.5 meters off the ground. I enter a flow state, leap off the ground and slice it mid air like the apex predator that I am. I couldn't believe what I had done, the butterfly had been blown into a dozen little pieces which were now being carried away by the wind. Here is a wing I picked off the ground:

I'm a natural at this.

 

[Animecel2D]

When you were partying, I studied the blade. When you were having premarital sex, I found a cool stick. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I sliced a butterfly into pieces. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.

 

[tired as fuck]

I would've said based but you killed a butterfly. Big no no in my books, now I am offended and traumatized. I will refer you to the I.N.C.E.L. Human Resources department run by @gluttony to see if any punishment is due.

 

[Cryo]

Why

 

[Freixel]

Malvado

 

[D. B. Gooner]

I would've said based but you killed a butterfly. Big no no in my books, now I am offended and traumatized. I will refer you to the I.N.C.E.L. Human Resources department run by @gluttony to see if any punishment is due.

Sounds like fakecel talk. Butterflies are CHAD insects. Would you prefer me to slice a cockroach in pieces instead?

 

[Hoodpreet]

Why are all Goatis fans a parody of themselves?

 

[tired as fuck]

Sounds like fakecel talk. Butterflies are CHAD insects. Would you prefer me to slice a cockroach in pieces instead?

all insects are equal man

 

[SEX NIGGA]

When you were partying, I studied the blade. When you were having premarital sex, I found a cool stick. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I sliced a butterfly into pieces. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.

Over for barbarians

 

[D. B. Gooner]

Why are all Goatis fans a parody of themselves?

Goatis spoke of this

 

[ethnicslur]

poor thing

 

[elephant man]

very cool

 

[elephant man]

poor thing

butterflies are gross

 

[gluttony]

I would've said based but you killed a butterfly. Big no no in my books, now I am offended and traumatized. I will refer you to the I.N.C.E.L. Human Resources department run by @gluttony to see if any punishment is due.

the jeet pit

 

[tired as fuck]

the jeet pit

brutal

 

[Rapemaxxer]

Goatis spoke of this

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Such inspirational insights. Truly the most profound philosopher of our time.

 

[Emba]

When you were partying, I studied the blade. When you were having premarital sex, I found a cool stick. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I sliced a butterfly into pieces. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.

 

[Poopless One]

When you were partying, I studied the blade. When you were having premarital sex, I found a cool stick. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I sliced a butterfly into pieces. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.

 

[St3v3Cel]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgNsLrlds0

 

[Freixel]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgNsLrlds0

Cringe

I like naruto anyways