Experiment I invented a teleportation machine

[MonkeyInaT34]

I invented a futuristic bread teleportation machine, it teleports bread from the future to the current timeline. Here's how it works

First we have the time capsule, but this time we aren't using it to time travel, we are using it to bring bread from the future into the current timeline.

-Note that before teleporting bread, you have to input a card with the year 2100 written on it, you only have to do this once, unless you want to change the year. Changing the year beyond 2100 doesn't do anything, because all bread in the future is aluminum.

After you have primed the time capsule, the teleportation module will work simultaneously with the time capsule to teleport bread from the future onto the teleportation platform, this is an atom by atom process, each atom gets shot out of the output slot, and you'll get to see your bread being built in real-time.

Now you have futuristic bread, I don't know what it tastes like because I don't feel like eating aluminum.

 

[Animecel2D]

Sounds delicious, I will definitely eat this bread

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

Sounds delicious, I will definitely eat this bread

It probably is, who knows, maybe they found a way to make aluminum delicious in the future.

 

[Cuckoja]

Eat the bread bro

 

[Animecel2D]

It probably is, who knows, maybe they found a way to make aluminum delicious in the future.

The aluminum will melt in your mouth like cheese

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

Eat the bread bro

Can I teleport it to you instead? I want someone else to try it before me

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

The aluminum will melt in your mouth like cheese

It's probably got advanced goyzoggler artificial flavoring that makes it taste like pizza.

 

[zd60]

Sounds delicious, I will definitely eat this bread

 

[BricABrac]

Moving up!

 

[Mohamedömar]

Can I teleport it to you instead? I want someone else to try it before me

lol

 

[Dead End]

Send a video of the bread being constructed atom by atom

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

Send a video of the bread being constructed atom by atom

I forgot to mention the machine emits a huge amount of radiation while constructing the bread, so I'm sadly unable to record.

Also I'm not affected by the radiation because I took a futuristic vaccine which makes me immune.

 

[Dead End]

Will you be charged with theft for stealing bread from future people?

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

Will you be charged with theft for stealing bread from future people?

I don't think they're aware, the machine silently extracts bread atoms from a future bread factory and brings it back, the future people likely aren't concerned about 1 piece of bread going missing from the logistics.

 

[Dead End]

I don't think they're aware, the machine silently extracts bread atoms from a future bread factory and brings it back, the future people likely aren't concerned about 1 piece of bread going missing from the logistics.

Larp. The surveillance state of the future monitors every single atom. You'll be imprisoned for bread theft come the year 2100.

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

Larp. The surveillance state of the future monitors every single atom. You'll be imprisoned for bread theft come the year 2100.

Yeah but they won't be able to trace it, I'm just that stealthy.

 

[Dead End]

Yeah but they won't be able to trace it, I'm just that stealthy.

Yes they will. Your only option now is to build a machine to send bread back into the future as if it were never stolen, unless you want to rot in future prison.

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

Yes they will. Your only option now is to build a machine to send bread back into the future as if it were never stolen, unless you want to rot in future prison.

Too bad for them, I'm keeping the bread, I will rope before the new world order is ever established.

 

[Dead End]

Too bad for them, I'm keeping the bread, I will rope before the new world order is ever established.

Based, but they'll resurrect you just to punish you. I hope you enjoy 22nd century capital punishment.

 

[CosmicSerialKiller]

 

[Ogostt]

Sounds nice, but I have a question, since bread is aluminum in the future couldn't you just eat your aluminum gear without wasting so much energy into time travelling bread, or is it a specific type of aluminum that hasn't been invented

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

Based, but they'll resurrect you just to punish you. I hope you enjoy 22nd century capital punishment.

They can have my body but they can't have my soul! I will be in an alternate universe living happily with my waifu.

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

Sounds nice, but I have a question, since bread is aluminum in the future couldn't you just eat your aluminum gear without wasting so much energy into time travelling bread, or is it a specific type of aluminum that hasn't been invented

It's a specific type, it's not the same as the one I used to craft my gear, this aluminum has been specially modified by the goyzogglers to be edible and flavorful.

 

[Shay]

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[Ogostt]

It's a specific type, it's not the same as the one I used to craft my gear, this aluminum has been specially modified by the goyzogglers to be edible and flavorful.

Interesting how goyzogglers have such an advanced technology

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

Interesting how goyzogglers have such an advanced technology

After the newest world order was established, the league of legends had a vision for a powerful technologically advanced Jewtopia, in order to make that vision come true, they put all funding towards scientific research, and both civil and military technology. Hence why they're so advanced.

 

[guessthatsit]

Be careful, if you bring too much bread from the future the earth will become very heavy and the space time continuum will collapse

 

[Dead End]

Be careful, if you bring too much bread from the future the earth will become very heavy and the space time continuum will collapse

The radiation generated by the machine will have killed everyone on Earth long before that happens (apart from OP, of course, because he got the future vaccine).

 

[guessthatsit]

The radiation generated by the machine will have killed everyone on Earth long before that happens (apart from OP, of course, because he got the future vaccine).

Then he can bring vaccines from the future and sell them to the elites at a very high price and make a profit.

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

Be careful, if you bring too much bread from the future the earth will become very heavy and the space time continuum will collapse

That's true, this is one of the genuine ways to add to the present Earth's total weight because the product being generated comes from the future and doesn't deduct from Earth's resource pool, so instead of the usual take and give pattern, it's just give.

Gladly, I don't have any plans to produce more than one piece, I only wanted a souvenir.

 

[Dead End]

Then he can bring vaccines from the future and sell them to the elites at a very high price and make a profit.

Bad idea. If the elites found out that he was stealing bread and vaccines from the future, OP would undoubtedly be incarcerated for his crimes instantly, and his teleportation device would be seized.

 

[guessthatsit]

Bad idea. If the elites found out that he was stealing bread and vaccines from the future, OP would undoubtedly be incarcerated for his crimes instantly, and his teleportation device would be seized.

Fuck. We must protect OP at all costs.

 

[gluttony]

Expiration date

 

[Dead End]

Fuck. We must protect OP at all costs.

Too late. He's made up his mind and is going to rope so his soul can spend the rest of eternity in an alternate reality with his waifu.

Source:

They can have my body but they can't have my soul! I will be in an alternate universe living happily with my waifu.

 

[guessthatsit]

Too late. He's made up his mind and is going to rope so his soul can spend the rest of eternity in an alternate reality with his waifu.

Source:

Brutal. The blackpill reaper claims another victim. I hope he is in his waifu heaven now.

 

[Dead End]

Brutal. The blackpill reaper claims another victim. I hope he is in his waifu heaven now.

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

Expiration date

I don't think it has much of an expiration date, aluminum does not rust and lasts 500 years. But this aluminum is special, it has been modified for edibility and flavor and they enhanced it's shelf life by double, meaning it could last a millennium.

It will be consumed long before it goes bad.

 

[gluttony]

I don't think it has much of an expiration date, aluminum does not rust and lasts 500 years. But this aluminum is special, it has been modified for edibility and flavor and they enhanced it's shelf life by double, meaning it could last a millennium.

It will be consumed long before it goes bad.

all to get the cute tank gf

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

all to get the cute tank gf

She's already mine, she's just not aware of my existence yet because we're still far from my departure and migration to her universe.