JFL I instructed a chat bot to write a short poem about Lizzo eating at a buffet

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Lizzo at the buffet, oh what a sight!
Plates piled high, she eats with delight.

Mac n' cheese, fried chicken, and biscuits too, Nothing stops her, she eats it all through.

But as she feasts, she spreads love and joy, With her infectious energy, everyone enjoys.

 

[Adolf Hitler]

Spoiler: DO NOT CLICK

 

[crispycel1k]

The funny thing about fat women is that they have it so much easier than fat men. As a bitch gets fatter her ass and tits get bigger. When a guy gets fatter, his cock gets smaller.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Here's a story of an ugly sheboon with a fat ass
Whose ego inflated so much she thinks she's a badass
All she thinks all day is eat shit, chips and cheese
The only goal is to get even fatter butt cheeks
She's an example for fat niggers and mutt chicks
But society's good, there's nothing to worry mate
They're all interested by this guy Meeks
But you inkwel only have to shower, kek

(all the credit goes to me)

 

[Robb97]

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Here's a story of an ugly sheboon with a fat ass
Whose ego inflated so much she thinks she's a badass
All she thinks all day is eat shit, chips and cheese
The only goal is to get even fatter butt cheeks
She's an example for fat niggers and mutt chicks
But society's good, there's nothing to worry mate
They're all interested by this guy Meeks
But you inkwel only have to shower, kek

(all the credit goes to me)

Salvador Dalí-level IQ

 

[Immolator]

Mac n' cheese, fried chicken, and biscuits too,

looks like they forgot the kool aid

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Write a short poem about Lizzo refusing to leave a tip after eating a large meal at an Italian restaurant:

Lizzo sat down for a feast
Eating pasta, bread - but not the least
Her belly filled up with delight
A meal that made her feel just right

The waiter came to clear the plates
Expecting thanks for the great debate
Of what to order, what to try
But Lizzo's face began to fry

She didn't want to leave a dime
The meal was expensive, it's a crime
Why should she tip a single cent
For a meal that made her overextend?

But in the end, she changed her mind
Leaving a tip, being kind
She knew the waiter worked hard too
And deserved her thanks, it was true.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Write a short poem about Lizzo eating Salvador Dalí’s fried chicken while eating at a restaurant in Chicago, make Salvador Dalí dislike unhealthy women:

Lizzo dined on fried chicken fine
But Salvador Dalí, quite unkind
Disliked the sight of such unhealthy fare
And wished for better choices to be there.

He scoffed and sighed, "Oh dear, oh my
Why indulge in things that make you cry?
Lizzo, my dear, let's choose with care
And show the world we can be fair."

But Lizzo, unfazed, continued to munch
On the food that made Dalí's heart crunch
She knew her choices were her own
And to her body, she'd always be prone.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Here's a story of an ugly sheboon with a fat ass
Whose ego inflated so much she thinks she's a badass
All she thinks all day is eat shit, chips and cheese
The only goal is to get even fatter butt cheeks
She's an example for fat niggers and mutt chicks
But society's good, there's nothing to worry mate
They're all interested by this guy Meeks
But you inkwel only have to shower, kek

(all the credit goes to me)

 

[LeFrenchCel]

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[ilieknothing]

The funny thing about fat women is that they have it so much easier than fat men. As a bitch gets fatter her ass and tits get bigger. When a guy gets fatter, his cock gets smaller.

Their ass and tits are the same as a fat man’s

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Write a short poem about Lizzo eating at a buffet when the Ku Klux Klan walks into the buffet:

Lizzo at the buffet, filling her plate Enjoying her meal, she feels great But suddenly, the air grows tense As the Ku Klux Klan marches in with offense

Lizzo stands tall, unafraid She knows their hate is just a charade With a smile on her face, she continues to dine As the Klan members stare, feeling out of line

For Lizzo knows that love and acceptance Are much stronger than hatred and resistance And with every bite of her delicious cuisine She shows that bigotry and prejudice can't intervene.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Write a short poem about Lizzo eating at a buffet when Hunter Biden walks into the buffet, he sees Lizzo, and realizes that he is attracted to overweight women:

Lizzo at the buffet, filling up her plate
Her curves bountiful, a deliciously tempting fate
Hunter Biden walks in, his eyes meet hers
He feels a stirring, a desire that blurs

He never knew, until this moment here
That big, bold women could bring him such cheer
Lizzo, a goddess in his eyes
He feels his attraction, he can't disguise

Overweight, curvy, voluptuous and proud
Lizzo's beauty, Hunter has just found
He embraces his desire, no longer ashamed
For Lizzo, to him, is perfectly framed.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Bonus - Tell me a joke about Lizzo trying to learn how to ice skate.

Why did Lizzo bring a spoon to the ice skating rink?
To help her with her triple desserts!