Soy I hope this isnt real .

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

This is waiting for me after Ascending .

 

[Napoleon de Nascar]

I can have handjob for free

 

[Joelossus]

I only want to ascend with cute, adorable, loli waifu.

 

[2340922]

I can have handjob for free

No. You can't you don't have any hands.

 

[Michael15651]

Life of a cuck.

 

[jerrycan dan]

Just fold and put away the washing and wash the dishes for free sex every night. Even smooth brained retards can do these things in fifteen minutes.
Or if "anything you want" excludes sex in any of the three major holes just thigh her.

 

[Dionysus]

Imagine working towards these awards that should be given for free

 

[seija]

I can smell the soy from this reddit post, fucking disgusting. This list isn't worth it for a relationship.