Serious I hope one of my hair cells or bone cells go ER

[shibo]

I am so pissed at my hair cells for balding me and my bone cells for not moving forward to give me strong jaw cheeks and shit. One of my cells my facial bone ones especially should just go ER give me cancer or whatever these fucks cells gave me bad facial bone structure and fat cheeks and balding

 

[Mainländer]

Interesting perspective tbh.

 

[AsiaCel]

 

[Smallframecel]

I am so pissed at my hair cells for balding me and my bone cells for not moving forward to give me strong jaw cheeks and shit. One of my cells my facial bone ones especially should just go ER give me cancer or whatever these fucks cells gave me bad facial bone structure and fat cheeks and balding

why dont u go er your self

 

[shibo]

I am too afraid of being punished in afterlife

 

[monkaGIGA]

I am too afraid of being punished in afterlife

cope

 

[Deleted member 60]

if you have hair fuck you

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

be more mad at your dna tbh. your cells are working just the way they're intended too, granted you dont have cancers or disease

 

[incels.REEEE]

I am so pissed at my hair cells for balding me and my bone cells for not moving forward to give me strong jaw cheeks and shit. One of my cells my facial bone ones especially should just go ER give me cancer or whatever these fucks cells gave me bad facial bone structure and fat cheeks and balding

It would be awesome if the doctor zoomed in to see your cells and there was just Elliot Rodger running through your bloodstream. Then he would shoot more cells turning them into Eric Harris, Dylann Roof, etc!

 

[Deleted member 8206]

I am too afraid of being punished in afterlife

There is also possibility youll go to anime world after death

 

[SchrodingersDick]

To think that this little guy right here has the power to destroy your life. You will not win a fight with him, no matter how thick your wrists are.

 

[Cuyen]

Interesting perspective tbh.

 

[Insomniac]

It’s over for haircellscels and bonecellscels

 

[Deleted member 12355]

You're 16.

There is also possibility youll go to anime world after death

 

[Sniffles]

Read the title and was completely perplexed.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Dont forget to make 50 more posts about this. I didnt understand it.