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Story I helped a Chad get laid

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Ellsworth

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Here is a quick story how I, an incel, helped a Chad get laid.

Many years ago (I was blue pilled back then) I was at a bar having some drinks obviously. There was a Chad who seemed to be visiting from another country, he had an accent. Not sure where he was from Australia maybe?

Anyway I somehow got to interacting with him and he even offered me some tendies that he ordered. He was a nice guy. Toward the end of the night he said to me, “I’m not from here, I’m staying at such and such hotel, can I walk there from here or do I need to take a taxi?”

I replied “Neither. See that milf with the fake tits over there? Have her take you back to your hotel.” He ended up approaching her and leaving with her.
 
You shoulda asked him for sharing, after all you helped him.
 
I replied “Neither. See that milf with the fake tits over there? Have her take you back to your hotel.” He ended up approaching her and leaving with her.
:feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree:
You shoulda asked him for sharing, after all you helped him.
feven glance at her from incel would mean she may felt violated and raped :soy:
 
Chad always wins
 
Playing adviser to a chad is definitely entertaining, especially dumber chads. Kind of like IRL chadfishing, he does what you’d do if you were him.
 

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